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i've never been more immediately interested in an artist

Still say a campaign that banged on “we’re going to lower your rent, and we’re going to lower your electric bill” by attacking schemes like this and the RealPage price fixing would’ve played much better than “why aren’t you happier about what you have?"

substantial part of this problem is that crazy left wing people are weird and interesting and crazy right wing people are mainly just stupid and bigoted “Bedtime is carceral” or “The Jews control the [N-slurs]”: which of these is more fun to dunk on? Is it the same as the one thats actually worse?

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

Fell on my ass at the tavern trying to show off and now a bard is writing a song about me, fuck. He’s calling my ass my gratuitous rump. He’s saying I whinnied like a mule on the way down.

Die Hard isn’t realistic? Explain this.

“cringe”? “based”? “pog”? dear you are not making any sense but come we must hasten to the fields to begin the harvest

Absolutely terrifying literacy statistics. Global: 86.3% literate Developed nations: 96%+ U.S.: 79% - 21% of adults are illiterate, and 54% read below a 6th grade level. 20% read below a 5th grade level. Add this into the “how did we get here politically?” calculus.

field dressing a grinch and basking in my fathers approval

"With temperatures in the low thirties, workers waded through the freezing water, which turned muddy as the fierce water pressure carved a ditch in the ground." via Luis Feliz Leon inthesetimes.com/article/amaz...

female mantis: pray, love, eat

In the winter of my fifth year, I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus in the French style, thus igniting a lifelong antipathy for the immoral and profligate Gauls

NBA trade season begins December 15. Hearing that the Chicago Bulls are planning to trade their beautiful long hair for a fob chain, while the Washington Wizards will trade away their pocketwatch for a set of ornamental combs

a Pro-Palestine essay rejecting pacifism was banned at MIT for "threatening" the "safety and well-being" of students but in the same article they detail the Israeli military funding student research and Im compelled to ask: do they think the IDF is the 4H club? www.insidehighered.com/news/student...

Sobbing because the sky is blue and the trees are green and the sun is yellow and the crow on my fence is screeching my name in some infernal language i dont understand yet know instinctually. Life is so beautiful

Really seems that being a singularly worthless man is still a major advantage over being an exceptionally impressive woman.

women believe that breakfast should be Daffodil Mill Steel-Cut Chia Nectar whereas men feel that it should be Cattleman's Crusade Microwaveable Steak & Eggs

Abolish the death penalty

Well, the NASA astronauts are stuck on the space station until next year. What we should all do is dress up like Planet of the Apes for when they get back.

“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES

Gilgamesh and Enkidu were just the boys of Sumer

it's my absolute favorite holiday of the year when the entire U.S. news industry turns itself into a giant blogspam affiliate for a single massive billionaire-owned retailer with absolutely nobody in any position of editorial authority thinking that's in any way unethical or gross

Some say the world will end in fiah, Some say ehn ice. From what I’ve tasted of desiah I hold with those who favah fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enoughah hate To say that fah destruction ice Is also great And would suffice, kehd.

If you needed a handy infographic on just how much journalistic malpractice is going on at everyone's favorite publications

It feels like we live in a time where pretty much all the software we interact with reached its peak at some point in the past and nothing is being improved, and we're all just hoping not to lose the things we now depend on and have given up hope on anything being improved.

I salute E. Jean Carroll and Stormy Daniels for being braver than all three branches of our government.

smoking that Q Lazzarus. smoking on that " OG Riptide Horse Farewell Enigma " from Van Couver . smoking bizarre scenarios

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a recurring theme of powerful conservatives everywhere is that not only are they rightfully in charge of everything, you are not allowed to resent them for it, and in fact you had better be grateful open defiance (even in the form of yard signs) is beyond the pale sore losers, even sorer winners

Can't believe we got football and Bud Light and the right got letting your freak flag fly.

If you dislike me, you can watch a gif of me being bear sprayed in this article just for funsies. By the way, this was a terrorist act on US soil against US citizens that went on for hours while #UCLA, UCPD, and the City of LA did nothing until 1:00 a.m. Not one attacker has been arrested.