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You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

It's amazing how many people can't understand that subsidizing the lifestyles of billionaires is an economic drag, actually. The US can't invest in infrastructure because we can't just buy a bridge or a railway, we have to buy a bridge or a railway plus some asshole's yacht.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are “proud” of something you bought, something you were born into, or something you naturally just are by default, that isn’t pride, it’s that identity politics you pretend to hate so much

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The Tariff Saga is hilariously exposing the fact that the USA actually isn't as central to the world economy as everyone thought it was.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Can't wait for this show

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

so the plan to save tesla's stock price is to have an even more unpopular person endorse the brand to his rabid base of people who can't afford a tesla anyway? this must be that 5D chess they keep talking about.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I’m making a new line of greeting cards

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Someone should tell the Democrats that it's actually okay to rock the boat if it's actively sinking

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Wow very effective

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Life hack: lower your calorie intake by adding grape jam to your hot dogs

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

While you’re being obediently outraged that an imperialist war might end with an outcome you didn’t want, another country is proceeding with its plan to annihilate an entire ethnic group with your implicit support because the corporate media hasn’t told you to be outraged about that one.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, my country

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

"omg america supports a dictator in russia" wow you're going to be surprised when you hear about Chile, Venezuela, Paraguay, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, Turkey, Egypt, Iran, the Philippines, Spain, Guatemala, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Nicaragua, Indonesia, El Salvador, or Congo

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks what’s happening in Ukraine and all but if you’re more upset by Russia’s land grab (and our passive acceptance of it) than by the unnamed Zionist apartheid ethnostate’s outright genocide (and our active involvement in it), I don’t need to hear your opinion about anything.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

Also,

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

It’s just a good show

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

If they would just start with cutting that half a trillion from the military budget, it would take a lot of pressure off the retirees and hungry children they seem to be so intent on robbing blind. Weird how they don’t just do that.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Uh oh the centrists are mad

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to become a billionaire by installing park benches with automated anti-homeless spikes you can remove for 30 minutes at a time by paying my company $10.

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

When u accidentally get the wrong implants

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submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

more words

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

a lot of people are real mad that the US is fast becoming a country where only [checks notes] white, land-owning elites have any political power ... hey wait a minute, that was always the plan. what are they complaining about

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I’m starting to think the Democrats’ biggest fear in all this is less about saving democracy and more about people realizing how much power a president actually has, if he chooses to actually use it, and then realizing how little Democratic presidents have ever done for them.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

When rural farmers get shafted by this regime and you post dumb shit like "no sympathy", you are adding fuel to the MAGA fire, not helping. We are surrounded by opportunities for solidarity with all workers, and indignant liberals think it's time to be petty.

submitted 126 days ago • 2 comments

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

submitted 127 days ago • 175 comments

If only there had been somebody shouting about the feckless cowardice of liberals and their inevitable surrender to fascists. If only we had known that those who depend on the capitalist order will always defend it, even when that means joining the fascists.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a federal employee, now would be a superb time to not be a Just Following Orders guy

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments