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panic.club
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TIL HackerRank doesn't even expose failing test cases in problems unless you spend "hackos" lmaooooo

One day these wannabe fascists are going to regret how easy it is to get a gun in this country

It seems to me there is a huge market opportunity for a company like Amazon, Walmart, Target etc that goes all in on DEI and inclusion being supportive of progressive causes There are a ton of people out there who don't want to spend money in those other stores but still need basic convenient goods

Hopescrolling (Smashing my phone with a hammer)

However bad your week is going, you've never had 83,000 people sing along about you being a p*dophile

If I had a nickel for every time I watched a Super Bowl ad featuring flying facial hair, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

My CPAP mask is antisemitic (designed for normal sized noses)

Every time my GitHub token expires is the worst day of my life

Just called @rep-rosa-delauro.bsky.social lodging my frustration and rage about a oligarch making illegal and unconstitutional changes to our government I tried to call @chrismurphyct.bsky.social and @blumenthal.senate.gov but couldn't get through to either

We need Kendrick to stand up to Elon

Every minute I'm not drinking coffee is pure agony

I joined a local makerspace so I look forward to embracing my new identity as middle aged woodworker

Luigi Force One

Or you can never buy another Amazon product again for your entire life

Has anybody else considered purchasing a firearm simply to defend yourself against fascists? I've always been super anti-gun but it feels like if something out of Handmaid's Tale were to happen, I'd like to take a few with me

There’s a girl with an Operation Iraqi Freedom t-shirt on at the gym and I have so many questions

I love peanut butter and I don't care who knows it!!!

Played pickup basketball last night for the first time in a long time. My body HURTS today. But I am proud of myself for getting out there and moving my body for 90 minutes. I am way out of shape but it was fun.

I’m torn between deleting all of my meta accounts and not wanting to cede social media to ring wing fascists

How much do you think Trump loves that the biggest story coming out of his Inauguration is Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute

The single greatest attack on the Constitution in my lifetime. Utterly and completely lawless. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

"my heart goes out to you. specifically, nazis. love you guys"

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Honestly have no idea how people are cooking all the time. I look up recipes and you need like 4-5 fresh herbs/produce and they all go bad in less than a week so I either am eating the same shit all week or like buying fresh produce 2-3 times a week?

Monday vibes

I finished The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolaño last night and I have to say for a book I am not sure I understood very well, I quite enjoyed it

I swear I peed 100 times last night. My bladder is a clown car and my pee is clowns