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panicbender.bsky.social
I’m Chrissy, I don’t like doing bios.
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submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I had one of those mornings they should record and show to high school kids in health class. Just trying to get 3 kids out of the house is better birth control than anything they showed me in school.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

The United States is officially in a trade war with Colombia because of Donald Trump.

submitted 26 days ago • 237 comments

The correct way to punch without hurting yourself.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Day 738 of my kids and husband swapping the same two viruses back and forth and I have decided the only thing that may suck more than having no immune system is being the one poor sucker that does. I’m still not sick, I’m just exhausted.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

submitted 29 days ago • 642 comments

@lewishamiltonbr.bsky.social’s mama taking picture of him the same way I did at my kid’s soccer games is so damn adorable!! ❤️

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments