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paninimatrix.bsky.social
Lover of sandwiches and film | Toronto 🇨🇦
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ive fallen into this terribly annoying cycle of laziness and malaise and dread of not being productive so im going to go on a little social media break. see you in a little bit <3

Well now what

If charli or addison did this it would be so much better

I’m transforming And realigning I’ll take you with me High

Jesus on Easter Sunday after suffering under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried

In my freshly washed bed rubbing my feet together like a fly if you even care

You know what let me go cast my ballot early in this federal election chile

I love bjork

Another marketplace win on the new dining chairs. They need some TLC but 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Another major serve

She is literally insane I love her

Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]

So why would we want to import food from here

My thermostat just sent me an email saying I’ll get a $75 credit if i reduce my AC temperature this summer. Lol. Lmao even.

Need him

When ur out in public and not sure if it’s a fart or diarrhea

"I asked chatGPT to turn my pet in a human"

Shitfork your days are numbered.

I have fallen in love with Spike and George the screech owls who are also roommates in an animal refuge. Spike has brain damage and George is very old

Catherine O'Hara is so important to me

okay mr fart

Record haul today!!!

Klarna would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

Freshly balded

This is a crime. It’s basically mid April. I’m going to hide under blankets until it’s warm and sunny.