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Nothing proclaims Late Stage Capitalism quite like a drop-shipped protest tee shirt.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This article is paywalled, but yes, SCC has public health care, and yes, it was always this good. www.mercurynews.com/2025/06/11/s...

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Dad: What about that time machine you said you found? me: I haven't said that yet!

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MS: "Our verification text didn't reach you in time, now you have to reset your password." me: why don't you just take a comfy seat downwind of a tire fire.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Another delicious horror story prompt: www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If it were just possible to like, maybe, STAY asleep, that would just rock so hard.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Step 1: Fire everyone b/c you've replaced them with AI. step 2: Everything goes directly to shit b/c AI runs it. step 3: Shit spiral continues downward b/c your recruiter is an AI hiring applicants that don't exist.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

All known Deep Sea Muppet species! Can we identify them all? #muppets #marinelife #art

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

Mozilla: we don't need AI in Firefox. What we need are more add-ons & extensions for blocking & fucking over AI.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Mmkay, so if we're having a mass exodus of major CA cities, why do housing costs only ever go up? I guarantee you, fash media, it's not the state hiking up rent/house prices.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

When Michael Whelan finally posts a portrait of his ttrpg character, I will weep tears of joy at his social perfection

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Learned last night that the manager I frustrated The Most during my training now looks forward to working shifts with me. ✨

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I have seen a Rivian in the wild: it looks like Cadillac saw the cybertruck & went "No, that should be a SUV." It also demonstrated that the largest demographic for electric vehicles today is still self-centered assholes.

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Today I wrote a short story 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

"Look, all you need to do to get your laptop out of that reboot loop is some shit you just can't do because it's stuck in a reboot loop. Easy, right? Was this article helpful?"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Word of the day is "gnostistic," which sounds to me like a deep trance state condition

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Learning that Dad isn't reflexively union-hostile was a refreshing way to start the day.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Ending your review column with "no excuses; what are you waiting for" just perfecly invalidates everything said before it.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

In other news, James Comey ruins it for everyone. 𝐴𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛. Go back to your corner & don't fucking come out this time.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

The other reason Ura Baito needs an anime is because it's also a top-rate buddy comedy for women.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

By "communes must make a comeback," I mean: if we can't form group living situations to mutually ease the economic strain of what we all know is coming, many many more people will die. Capitalism isolates us to extract all it can, & this parasite load will kill.

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This is Daphnis, one of Saturn's moons. This image shows its unusual gravitational effect on Saturn's rings

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

Random croupier in the cafeteria yesterday: "We're just talking craps."

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If you're fash, & want to erase the works of women & minorities, you only need to join the gov't & start firing people & deleting everything. If you're leftist & want to erase the works of women, minorities, & all who fought for them, just say "America was always like this."

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Spain & Portugal, now is the moment for widespread neighborhood barbecues. You got this

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Important correction: this suicide hotline is specifically for trans/NB people to speak to a trans/NB hotline worker. It’s also the Canadian number. The US number they offer is 1-877-565-8860. And it is, again, not a general suicide hotline.

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

At Vons today:

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments