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"Now let's go git... Naw let's go git our sauces out the fridge!" - Me, out loud & alone, in the voice of a Foghorn Leghorn/Boss Hogg type, going to get my laundry from the dryer

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Pro tip from your bartender: stop asking if we have things like diet coke or lime juice. Just order your whiskey and diet. It's a bar. All bars have that. Just. Order.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"We ate of the hare we'd caught, and told each other rhyming jokes, 'til our gullets ached."

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry but it's 2025, "omg they're in a fake domed city" is not the jaw-dropping twist you think it is

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Tfw you're a night person who lives alone & you wake up in a morning person house with 5 ppl, like, I love you but do you people honestly expect me to be excited about what you saw on golf right now it's 7am Jesus fuck

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Hi it's 3:33 am in Eagle Rock, LA, CA and I'm a bartender who's just sitting down to do the money. We close at 2.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

People across the #NFL are using the word "tush" entirely too much

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Hey. Be nice to your bartenders. Everyone needs a place to gather and share their stories. Right now a lot of those stories are about grief and loss. It's not easy being the ear for it all. Just, be nice to your bartenders.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think I need to be emailed a "Thanks for 2024" video from the CEO of Vimeo, what the fuck

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Staying on a friend's couch where the toilet was in the kitchen & the couch was in the kitchen & the bed was in the kitchen but there was a bathroom w/a sink & shower & I woke up to someone puking next to the couch in the kitchen toilet & my friend was like that's just my roommate go back to sleep

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Opened the bar on Xmas, chill & cool all night. A couple came in like a jackhammer, super loud, DO YOU HAVE DON JULIO, DO YOU HAVE RED BULL, WHAT KIND KF RED BULL DO YOU HAVE, NO FLAVORS???? UGH OK DON JULIO REPOSADO WITH SUGAR FREE RED BULL WHATS WRONG YOU LOOK TENSE LIGHTEN UP ITS CHRISTMAS, DAMN

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

This is how I feel about Malort

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

This is fun cuz I read and listen to news every god damn day and my first thought reading this was "Great, who the fuck is Brian Thompson"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I guess nobody else likes to be lulled to sleep

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

The "if you ban guns then criminals will still get them" argument just got a lot of gaps filled in

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The playbook's same as last time. Announce something outrageous, appear to retreat to something still awful but relatively less bad. The less bad was always the intention. Gaetz to Bondi cuz straight to Bondi is a harder win. Lucy keeps setting up that football & we keep trying to kick it.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him work every day, because they love it.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

May you, too, one day know the joy of an old friend texting you while they watch and LOVE the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time. Sheer joy over here.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

submitted 91 days ago • 159 comments

This but also at the bar

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to the 2030 4-paragraph 18-ad "remember the little girl from the GBBO intro who touches the bread" update

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Interracial marriage, same sex marriage, women's rights, civil rights, trans rights, all the same fight. One day we'll look back on trans rights with the same bewilderment we do now as to why it took so long to make it legal for people like my parents to get married. That day cannot come soon enough

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Weird to me if you ask someone to review a security cam they always complain about how long it takes, it's a huge pain in the ass for them. It's 2024, I gave you a specific date/time, how is it not just clicking/dragging a scroll bar? Are you looking at film reels with a fucking loupe?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

These Verizon and T-Mobile deals where they're giving away like 4 iPhones or 3 Samsung whatevers are starting to make me thing that maybe these devices aren't worth $1000

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the 50something guy in the suit with the Jheri curl tonight who ordered a $15 Long Island, paid cash &tipped a $2 bill saying, "hang on to that, they're lucky," then ordered another & paid with seven $2's and a $1 coin. His Def Leppard karaoke was transcendent.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I can't make it to your thing today. You see, I ate salami yesterday & unfortunately I'm 47

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments