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He/Him | Comedian | TTRPG Writer | Mini painter | Twitch Streamer | Half of @donenotperfect.co.uk | ADHD | Lifelong nerd Done, Not Perfect - https://donenotperfect.co.uk Personal links - https://beacons.page/papaglitch
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Last night I performed at a show where the average age of the audience was so high they had to have a defibrillator awareness session before the comedy night I was on, I wish I was joking.

Last night I performed at a show where the average age of the audience was so high they had to have a defibrillator awareness session before the comedy night I was on, I wish I was joking.

Random WIP for today, a badger troll. A friend gave me this and I'm casually painting it whenever I've got five minutes. It might be one of the weirdest models I own.

Random WIP for today, a badger troll. A friend gave me this and I'm casually painting it whenever I've got five minutes. It might be one of the weirdest models I own.

Anyone else get their Royal Mail Wrapped? My number one artist is Large Letters, how embarrassing!

Coincidentally read this part of Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!" over lunch. (My first Pratchett book.) Here, the soon-to-be-former heads of the city are realizing there's a new monster in charge, each wishing one of the others would stand in protest. I heard Pratchett was incisive, but dang. 👀

Looking for a new Orbital Blues actual play to tug on the heartstrings?? Look no further 👀 Who Hurt You? are doing some awesome work in the #ttrpg Actual Play scene, don't sleep on this

Due to another ongoing diagnosis I've had to come off my ADHD meds which has led to some very interesting side effects. Today I impulsively reset my phone without thinking about my banking apps, backing up conversations or transferring invoices. Then I fell asleep while typing. Fun.

Nobody cares about the dragon living in the mountain near the village. After all, it's sated with the annual virgin sacrifice. Nobody cares when it torches a rival village. After all, they were jerks. Nobody cares, until it's burning their village, eating their "good citizens." 🧵

The Ikea food in Sweden goes hard! I have no idea how I'll fit this in my mouth

I designed a mission patch for our Mothership roleplay group, we're a geological survey team trying to reopen a theme park in a giant biological mega fauna underground after it closed a decade ago due to two hundred mysterious deaths. A separate friend 3D printed the badge to use as coasters!

I designed a mission patch for our Mothership roleplay group, we're a geological survey team trying to reopen a theme park in a giant biological mega fauna underground after it closed a decade ago due to two hundred mysterious deaths. A separate friend 3D printed the badge to use as coasters!

Yes I openly giggled like an anime character when I saw these, why do you hate joy?

Look my psychiatrist said distraction is a valid coping mechanism so perhaps it's perfectly healthy to put 150 hours into a video game instead of dealing with reality.

Gotta catch 'em all? I made this a while ago but hadn't posted it here. This was a thought going round and round in my head for a week before I finally gave in and built it.

This is freddie Kim's current foster pup. The RSPCA centre she does this for is on the verge of closing, so if you can spare a little, please consider helping. You can help raise money for RSPCA Leeds Wakefield & District by donating online www.justgiving.com/campaign/sav...

Hardest puzzle I've ever done

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am.

Saw a guy smoking just outside the entrance to the hospital, reminds me of the dudes stood outside Mediterranean bars giving out free drinks to try and get you to come inside

Watching Severance and, as someone in their 40s, I completely relate to all of the characters. I too blink and lose an entire day feeling like I've done nothing.

"suddenly you realize there's a wasp on your arm-" "i'd kill it."

Watching Severance and, as someone in their 40s, I completely relate to all of the characters. I too blink and lose an entire day feeling like I've done nothing.

I’m illustrating a graphic novel for kids, it’s out in a year’s time - I’m colouring in at the moment - can’t wait to show you more!

Hi Bluesky, just a while ago I finished the Ork Killrig. One of the largest projects I ever attempted. But seeing this glorious Model on the table is worth to take the time needed. #orks #ork #warhammer40k #warhammer #40k #killrig #miniaturepainting #miniatures

Question for TTRPG folks. Anyone else use music to get the pacing inspiration for campaigns/sessions? For example I'm writing a Dragonbane session inspired by "God Walked Down! By The Allergies. The playlist is integral to the construction of the games, rather than just being an afterthought.

Just threw away a broken keyboard so yes you could say I was working on myself

Yeah fucking more of this please!

Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out

A real-time video of me putting together my lily pads. :) Vid is about a minute long if you want some chill crafting to watch!

*the last radio signal from the capital before London fell silent*

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Did this elsewhere, so bringing it here to try and get the old creative wossnames going. One like = one haunted trinket (Picture unrelated, it just makes me reflexively think "This is The Devil", so it seemed apposite)

Geralt from #TheWitcher is the patron saint of freelancers because he has to constantly deal with people trying to weasel out of paying him while ingesting special potions for energy and frequently not wearing pants.

Pre-orders for the third volume of DIE RPG: Scenarios, Childish Things, are up. Order now from @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social for its April 1st release! As always with RRD, get the PDF if you order the hard copy. #dierpg #indiettrpg rowanrookanddecard.com/product/die-...

Three chances to catch me in Leicester! Tonight at 6.30pm, King of Crumbs: comedy-festival.co.uk/events/alasd... Saturday 8th, a detective masterclass for kids: comedy-festival.co.uk/events/alasd... And see Loremen LIVE on Sunday 9th (@loremen.bsky.social): comedy-festival.co.uk/events/lorem...

Same goes for me. I'll pay for HONEY HEIST knuckle tattoos, but you *will* need six fingers on each hand to take advantage of the offer

Walking away from every conversation like

I'd read the hell out of "If you see the barbarian..Start praying!"