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You know he waited until the markets had closed for the day before making a statement

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I’d like to introduce a new principle called Chris’ Law: Whenever you give in and go to the toilet, that’s when the delivery will arrive

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I want everyone to agree now to only go and see the Ringo film

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I might need a type of breathalyser rigged up that only lets me use other social media when it detects I've ingested enough glue to not get pissed off with how awful the average user's takes are

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Here's one for you, there used to be loads more high st piano companies in the early 20th century US. So it follows that it was a lot more common to have the piano company deliver your piano, meaning the trope of pianos falling in cartoons comes from a time where pianos falling were much more common

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I don’t live by the sea, but I do live by a huge blue warehouse that looks like it from the right angle. I live in Plato’s Allegory of the Cave

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Born too late to be a subsistence farmer Born too early to be a subsistence farmer Born just in time to destroy society so the only viable way to survive is subsistence farming

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Me: Yeah it’s nothing interesting I’m just a bean counter Legume counter supervisor: For the last time it’s not just beans

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If anyone wants to go viral I have this great idea. Have soft calming lo-fi over video slowly panning across video game landscapes. Then an oversized default model Homer Simpson clips through the floor and into the sky playing bass-boosted Vengaboys

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If reincarnation’s what happens after death I’d like to go on the kangaroo waiting list. Hitting 3 hops in a row at full speed has gotta be the best feeling, your whole life is a rhythm game!

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I’ve also become aware too many of my tweets here are based around 2 old men so I’ll work on fixing that. I miss the sea…

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Also while I’m commenting on things no one asked me to. It kinda doesn’t matter if Elon intended to do a nazi salute, he’s already shown in his ideas and the ideas of those he promotes that he’s a facist. If the salute was the line for anyone they’ve not been paying attention

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Trump's need to control the Arctic is getting silly. If you're threatening to invade and annex both Canada and Greenland in the name of national security why not just threaten Russia, the country that's the threat to your security in the north in the first place.

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Soupman: I’m truly the greatest superhero to ever live! Superman flies past Soupman: Fuck man…

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I do love that Musk is trying to destabilise UK politics just months after an election. Like masterful gambit sir, you've picked the oppertune time to be the least effective you could possibly be.

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At this point I’ve kinda made it a tradition that I’ll take a big bite out of my lemonpig after midnight. Maybe one of the worse traditions I’ve encumbered myself with but committing to the bit is like half my personality

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Just had someone claiming to be a “crypto expert” try to follow me. Think I could take that gig! Hmm yes this coin will either go up or down or stay the same dependant upon market factors (whether other coins go up or down or stay the same). Also sometimes someone will tweet and crash it.

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I feel like the whole point of The Grinch and A Christmas Carol (Muppets or otherwise) is that Scrooge and Grinch reform their views on Christmas so referring to someone as either of them misses the point. We need a Christmas movie where the humbugger doesn’t learn their lesson.

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So is Musk being visited by three spirits tonight or do we have to wait another year?

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I’ve been running a best picture of the year bracket of my friend’s dog Hobbes, here’s the semi finalists

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Is caffeinated toothpaste a thing? Followup question, is sleepy time toothpaste a thing? If both are already real has someone invented a rotating toothpaste holder with slots for each one that you rotate after brushing so you don’t mix them up? If I say patent pending here no one can steal my idea

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I do wonder how much money the fall of twitter as the definitive social media has lost the world economy. From artists and creators finding an audience to brands that had one platform to be customer facing. Fracturing that between Truth, X, Bsky and whatever else becoming much tougher to connect

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Biden used one pardon for personal reasons, I feel like it’s only fair he uses one for the people’s choice, Luigi

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Of the last 25 Time's People of the Year, 6 have been billionaires and 7 have been the incoming US president The only US presidents to not win since Time started this are Herbert Hoover and Gerald Ford. Every multi-term president won multiple times. There should be 0 surprise Trump won it this year

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And of course here’s my calling card, no one suspected I would be predictable enough to listen to mostly Gizz for another year

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What happened to last year's Spotifty Wrapped were it told me everyone with my music taste is being rounded up in North Carolina and that I'd listened to 300 genres then listed the ones that most sound like McDonalds menu items? Look what they've taken from us.

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I think my biggest issue with being on blueguy is I feel the need to post but I stopped having anything interesting to say on twitter in like 2018

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"The ends justify the means" - Niccolò Machiavelli "All's well that ends well, that's what I say" - Wallace There's a fire burning behind those claymation eyes.

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So they're called tweets on here right?

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