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papaposeidon.bsky.social
Refined gentleman, god of moist, and shitposter extraordinaire!
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I found the dumbest joke today. Yet it is now my favourite dumb joke.

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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day thehardtimes.net/music/gwar-f...

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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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Well-Intentioned White Guy Hitting Wakanda Forever Emote a Little Too Much During Marvel Rivals Match hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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Jimmy Carter Ending Explained hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

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Diehard Overwatch Fan Won’t Even Consider Playing Marvel Rivals Until Porn Comes Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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My girlfriend just referred to Starship Troopers as a comedy. "You know, that funny movie with the bugs where the kid wanted to join the army and his teacher was like a commander or something?"

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Shooting a healthcare CEO might not have improved the U.S. healthcare system. But it sure did improve my meme collection.

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My friend group has a weird habit of being aggressively supportive, and it might be my fault for starting it. "Oh you're going to lunch with that girl you like? Bet you fuckin will. No balls! $20 says you won't pussy out and will infact have a great time! Fuckin loser, hope it goes well for you"

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I've known so many dudes like this. The most unhinged are those unemployed MFs who'll hurl their $90 controller at the wall.

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RPGs are great because there are no consequences for rolling up to a literal palace in the middle of the night and just waking up your homie for a favor at 3am. That's a true power fantasy.

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Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build

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Big Tiddy Goth Girl spying on witchy ritual in woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a Wiccan." Me spying on the Big Tiddy Goth Girl in the woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a ThiccOne." Cryptid spying on me:

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Captains log 24/10/2023 - 4:10pm "I made a mistake today. My first posts on Bluesky were shitposting gay jokes. The algorithm has since judged and passed sentence on me. There are now a lot of cocks appearing in my suggested feed. May god have mercy upon my soul."

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Bi-GF: "C'mon, you're saying you've NEVER found a guy attractive?" Me: "I dunno, I once saw a guy in a dress who could've passed as a girl and I guess I felt something." Bi-GF:

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