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I love it when women go "niceeeeeeeeee"

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I low key fk hate nerds

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"I'm gonna stick my dick in crazy!" - Stick-Your-Dick-in-Crazy-It Ralph

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Dear robot followers, Today, the pipes under my house froze, and I put a space heater in my crawlspace, and it ended up making the frozen bursted pipes leak and almost flooded the crawlspace. Luckily, I got the valve shut off, but the handle broke off in the process. Please acknowledge.

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This is just my opinion based on my taste, but I have never liked anything by Amanda Palmer and/or Dresden Dolls. Aside from the fact that she is reportedly allegedly a shitty person, none of her music is any good. Sorry, that's mean, but like 🤷‍♂️

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

What if I'm fully aware of how cringe I am and the point is that it doesn't matter if you're cringe just expressing yourself is worth it even if it's embarrassing

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Getting punched in the face really built my character

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I would trade the bad guys losing the Super Bowl for the bad guys losing the you know where I'm going with this see you in the camps

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I didn't watch the game but I hope they cut to him and people booed

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I love crying at movies in theaters, sitting there in the dark with other people around, getting so emotionally affected by the art of cinema that the only way I can express it is through tears. Crying rules.

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I miss that video from Twitter where it's the girl at subway dancing and the lady filming her is gassing her up and being like "What else what else", just two women having fun together 🥹

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My dick kinda looks bigger when it's halfway hard than when it's fully hard

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I miss the moments in older MCU movies where somebody is walking purposefully from one place to another with NOTHING ELSE HAPPENING, just a strong walk and pulsating strings on the soundtrack

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Drank some water. Let's see if I can keep it down!

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Kinda wish I still smoked weed (I'm nauseated as fuck)

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The only good thing about being sick is I have a reason to skip my writer's group tomorrow

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You will never take all the tea in China, Put it in a big brown bag for me, Sail right around all the seven oceans, And drop it straight into the deep blue sea

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I went out to get ramen but the server was too hot so I had to leave asap and finish it at home

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I got a cinnamon roll and didn't notice the sticker seal was broken before I got home so I'm pretty sure it's got cum in it or something

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If a place offers free sauce, you should always take it because the cost of that sauce (and anyone else's sauce) is factored into the cost of your food, whether you get it or not. If you don't get sauce, you're just paying for other people's sauce, like a bitch.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Do you like when you see a post and then the feed refreshes before you can read it and then you try to scroll back down to where it was and it's gone, as if it never existed? As if you were stupid to even assume it would be where you're looking for it? No? Me neither.

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youtu.be/R5mAuPg1ZZw?...

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Harris would not have proposed turning Gaza into condos

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It's been 16 years since we stepped away from the guacamole dip

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James Spader-Man

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I fucking hate Taco Bell's Gen z lo-fi fake content-creator fake influencer commercials

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Probably remedial-level discourse to most of you, but: I think PC is firstly about politeness and secondarily about politics. The conflict is between people who believe others' feelings are worth considering and people who struggle with self-regulation and thus are "fuck your feelings" people.

I love it when women go "niceeeeeeeeee"

I low key fk hate nerds

"I'm gonna stick my dick in crazy!" - Stick-Your-Dick-in-Crazy-It Ralph

Dear robot followers, Today, the pipes under my house froze, and I put a space heater in my crawlspace, and it ended up making the frozen bursted pipes leak and almost flooded the crawlspace. Luckily, I got the valve shut off, but the handle broke off in the process. Please acknowledge.

This is just my opinion based on my taste, but I have never liked anything by Amanda Palmer and/or Dresden Dolls. Aside from the fact that she is reportedly allegedly a shitty person, none of her music is any good. Sorry, that's mean, but like 🤷‍♂️

What if I'm fully aware of how cringe I am and the point is that it doesn't matter if you're cringe just expressing yourself is worth it even if it's embarrassing

Getting punched in the face really built my character

I would trade the bad guys losing the Super Bowl for the bad guys losing the you know where I'm going with this see you in the camps

I didn't watch the game but I hope they cut to him and people booed

I love crying at movies in theaters, sitting there in the dark with other people around, getting so emotionally affected by the art of cinema that the only way I can express it is through tears. Crying rules.

I miss that video from Twitter where it's the girl at subway dancing and the lady filming her is gassing her up and being like "What else what else", just two women having fun together 🥹

My dick kinda looks bigger when it's halfway hard than when it's fully hard

I miss the moments in older MCU movies where somebody is walking purposefully from one place to another with NOTHING ELSE HAPPENING, just a strong walk and pulsating strings on the soundtrack

Drank some water. Let's see if I can keep it down!

Kinda wish I still smoked weed (I'm nauseated as fuck)

The only good thing about being sick is I have a reason to skip my writer's group tomorrow

You will never take all the tea in China, Put it in a big brown bag for me, Sail right around all the seven oceans, And drop it straight into the deep blue sea

I went out to get ramen but the server was too hot so I had to leave asap and finish it at home

I got a cinnamon roll and didn't notice the sticker seal was broken before I got home so I'm pretty sure it's got cum in it or something

If a place offers free sauce, you should always take it because the cost of that sauce (and anyone else's sauce) is factored into the cost of your food, whether you get it or not. If you don't get sauce, you're just paying for other people's sauce, like a bitch.

Do you like when you see a post and then the feed refreshes before you can read it and then you try to scroll back down to where it was and it's gone, as if it never existed? As if you were stupid to even assume it would be where you're looking for it? No? Me neither.

youtu.be/R5mAuPg1ZZw?...

Harris would not have proposed turning Gaza into condos

It's been 16 years since we stepped away from the guacamole dip

James Spader-Man

I fucking hate Taco Bell's Gen z lo-fi fake content-creator fake influencer commercials

Probably remedial-level discourse to most of you, but: I think PC is firstly about politeness and secondarily about politics. The conflict is between people who believe others' feelings are worth considering and people who struggle with self-regulation and thus are "fuck your feelings" people.

Sorry to say but nutting feels really good and I try to do it as often as I can

I'm like a couple of feet away from posting my meat on here