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papersarah.bsky.social
tired. love video gam e @paperinnards on insta & twitch
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Spider with a view

ⓘ this user takes naps a lot

I feel a rejection coming down the pipeline and this is me threatening to do 75 Hard if it happens

I needed this

Making a forbidden tuna/chicken salad hybrid bc I am very bad girl

cigarette that good for you

bsky night crew let me hear you say hey-o

[PROMO EMAIL] “Don’t miss your chance to—“ I’ll miss it. I’ll miss all of it. I am tending to the fine filaments connecting myself and my loved ones

One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument

driving to taco bell at 1:34 am

turning the dial on the pixar mom body all the way up and looking back at the crowd to see if they like it (they do)

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it

👼🌸 I was stressed about an appointment so I cancelled it 🌸👼

went to my first hardcore wrestling show tonight. there was a staple gun, barbed wire, light bulbs, what disorder is it where you love that and want to do it?

did three consecutive saline rinses yesterday and a rolled scholastic book fair catalogue slid out

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Need a garden shed sized blueberry muffin that I can eat my way into then lay down for a nice warm, blueberry nap in.

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

the universal experience where you get sad so you start looking at pictures of yourself at the bar

hey don’t worry yall, Easter candy’s ready

it’s Valentine’s Day ! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

earlier today I said, “I can’t believe there was ever a time I didn’t like going to the gym” and then my front door blew open, six uniformed men dragged me out of my chair and locked me in the trunk of my own car

don't worry baby, entropy doesn't care about your feelings

bro they’re stigmatizing u in the group chat bro. they’re othering u son. they’re removing context from ur behavior and the narrative is gaining traction with ur detractors my guy

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

Me: I wonder why no one in the gym ever wants to be my friend? Also me:

had another dream I was kissing a girl. LMAO. why does this keep HAPpening to me!!

I cut my bangs myself last night and got them fixed by my hair stylist today. that I didn’t feel a moment of remorse is huge growth

Celeb sighting

sitting outside naked eating my breakfast sheet cake and shooting squirrels with my super soaker nothing matters anymore

carl's jr do one with full bush

I made my spotify playlists pretty w cover art but my taste still suxxx

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

I am embedded in shallow soil letting my roots extend and sprouting small flowering shoots above ground but go off

Jumping from one horse and wagon to another as they race beside each other would be easy for me

i'm actually pro-bureaucracy. I think we have too much innovation and it should be slowed down a little.

Opting in for the surgery that allows me to lay my own eggs

JSTOR and chill