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Bout to walk the dog and listen to a podcast. 10/10, no notes

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Is Danny Lavery on 🦋? Because his depiction in Women’s Hotel of the codependent family that dosed their eldest daughter with alcohol to keep her submissive was just haunting, and I realized I know what that feels like. Stunning, highly recommend

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I don’t think I’d be half the writer I am today if my parents literally ever understood a single fucking word I’ve said. I guess I should thank them, for in my never ending struggle to get them to understand me, I’ve be pressurized like a charcoal that turns into a diamond and now I sparkle

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Gulf of Your Mom

submitted 28 days ago • 15 comments

Maybe AI ain’t so bad after all? (Click bait 😂) But seriously, I’m writing and I have a substack, so subscribe if you want! I would love to host you in my mind. I’m hoping things get weird! Come along for the journey. open.substack.com/pub/katwacht...

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It’s Aquarius season y’all, and it’s the Lunar New Year! As an Aquarius, I promise to turn up the weird! I’m talking astrology, tarot, witchcraft, bonkers ideas and absurdist humor. I am unfriending anyone who kills the vibe. I will not be bored one single second in my life starting NOW

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“They must think people will play anything,” I mutter at the ads while I play Bird Sort 2

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Well actually…

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Boo, bitch

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I’m glad the sun is dying. It’s so annoying.

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

My body is a hinterland.

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"You get more conservative when you get older" only really worked for the generations that got RICHER as they got older. The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have." @nataliereed84.bsky.social

submitted 29 days ago • 18 comments

Let’s chat vampire snacks! I don’t personally think a lizard looks as delicious as a mammal - am I racist? I think the warmth of the blood has to be crucial, but I feel like eating a lizard would serve Free-Zee Pop, basically just koolaid in a tube, zero nutritional value

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I do say this quite a bit

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

The opposite of meow

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Same, friend. Same

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I enjoy the benefits of being married to the 36th President of the United States of America, and even after all these years, he’s still a banger @lyndonjohnson1908.bsky.social

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Hey I see you struggling and just want you to remember you can always do that somewhere more private

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

My parents have been taken by Learian madness and I never even got a piece of the kingdom! #cordelialife #myparentsaremad

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Someone: Thirty years ago... Me, nodding: The 70s

submitted 31 days ago • 23 comments

- Stop being so anxious. - Stop being so diabetic.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

There will never be a trumpcare because he doesn’t

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Calling all linguistic scholars! I’ve discovered a new dialect to the American English language contained entirely within my parents’ home! It’s incomprehensible to me, a native speaker, but I’m sure someone with talent could decode their meanings

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

My only goal in life

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i cant believe i paid for a device that allow people to reach me whenever they want

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

Visiting my parents in m home town! Got a quesadilla from on of my favorite places and brought it home to enjoy! My mom: “I guess we aren’t feeding you very well.”

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Me at Costco

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Opening my quarterly bottle of hydrogen peroxide because I bled on my cute pink sweatpants, the same cute pink sweatpants that I took a tumble in earlier this week so I think the imbedded dirt from my fall plus some good old fashioned womanly blood is going to do some kind of witchcraft in the wash

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Emotions, ranked: Happy Mad (in a fun way) Mad (in a not fun way) Sad

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The former FBI informant who accused President Biden and his son Hunter of taking a $10 million bribe from Ukraine was sentenced to 6 years in prison today. After Alexander Smirnov was changed with lying about the bribe, he admitted the information came from Russian officials.

submitted 49 days ago • 115 comments

Me at the bakery glass case looking at the doughnuts

submitted 466 days ago • 6 comments

She puts the YOU in self-impre-YOU-vement

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s go, Biden and Harris! We have a few days left of your historic and wonderful administration. Please also forgive my student loan debt, amen

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Jesus died in an Ikea so you wouldn't have to.

submitted 109 days ago • 12 comments