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parafilmm.bsky.social
Stanning laboratory sealing film and spreading the word of The Purp! (no association with Bemis, Amcor, or the Swedish royal family)
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Reminder that the p in p-value stands for Parafilm

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The secret third thing is usually Parafilm. Like 9/10 times

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It is a sign, but of what?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Parafilm is perfect for lasagne as it is both the pasta, sauce, and cheese

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submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Best I can do is this repost

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Try expressing variable length intrinsically disordered adaptor protein. It's able to form complexes between parafilmase and a number of structural molecules commonly found in laboratoriocytes.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

If this account had a graphical abstract

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Scientists don't TP your house, they PF your lab

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that no one questioned this really says more about you guys than it does about me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Love the almost blasphemous decision of doing it in watercolor

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This is what I put on all of my business expenses. It's not like the people in finance know what Parafilm, B. cereus spores, and pX01 and pX02 plasmids means anyways

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I forgive you my child

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Since Parafilm is made of blend of polymers, it's a polypolymer

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Has science gone too far? Has it ripped the Parafilm?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I have been told to no longer refer to Parafilm as Polymere Pudding Skin as it, and I quote: "sounds gross". As if that has stopped me before.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Would you rather para your film or film your para?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The most ancient of the sacred rolls foretold of this omen

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Lab consumable boxes should have prizes in them like breakfast cereals send post

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

This is the mug that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

New year, same roll of Parafilm as the previous 5

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Parafilm is perfect because your chewing gum can't lose its flavour if it didn't have any to begin with

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It's not lack of posting, it's stretching out my posts, which is actually on brand.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Wouldn't be #GarWeek without some Gar-afilm G

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I will take 1! (that I will then stretch into 20)

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

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Sure, we all love Parafilm now, but do you know who would have been completely mad about it? The ancient Egyptians. Prime mummification material.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It's a part of the natural lifecycle of Parafilm. It connects us with those who came before us - whose knowledge we build on - and to those who will come after us - who will discover just how fucking wrong we were about everything. It's beautiful.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Ahh, nothing like the feeling of new Parafilm on your bed

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Is there nothing it can't do??

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Fun cat and Parafilm fact: Until 1962 the mascot of the Bemis Company, which used to be the makers of Parafilm, was a cat named Biddy. He was based on a cat in the company's original factory

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

All I want for Christmas is absorbent Parafilm

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Parafilm: The Christmas gift that wraps itself!

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The thing about moving to a new platform is that you can repost anything without it technically being reposting

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

What would you do, and why is it saving the Parafilm?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

This joke has been going on for so long that I have made this exact joke multiple times already. That's how long it has been. Very long. You know, long, like Parafilm

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

What's everyone's favourite length of Parafilm?

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Please consider the following concept: Gamer Parafilm, or Parafilm GG if you will

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

It comes in grape flavour too

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

After over a year of the truth being suppressed, Parafilm being edible was put back on its wiki page early this fall!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Soon

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

We don't talk about the before times!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Thankfully nowadays Parafilm is made synthetically without the use of gnomes

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My lab consumable can beat your lab consumable (and your dad)

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Given that a box of Parafilm last longer than some pets, it's entirely reasonable to name them

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment