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this is what i would see if i were recovering from the predations of the nazgul in the house of elrond

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Me to my family court judge:

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Never doubt the power of a 5’8” man with pure hate in his heart.

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JON BOIS HAS FALLEN I REPEAT JON BOIS HAS FALLEN

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Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

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This thing exploded so hard it created the Eye of Aldhani

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"I heard you like em young" couldn't be less actionable unless Kendrick had worked "on information and belief" into the flow

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Captioning everything I ever make with "The above illustration speaks volumes for itself"

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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I think "day late and dollar short reforms" is my favorite revolutionary phase

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I want a girl with a long shelf life I want a girl with multiple verticals

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WE ARE SO BACK

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