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It was the fucking goal difference...we had no spine...formed one by rallying and got it ripped out on the last day...MB got it wrong today...needed experience, but see how we do next year in L1

Rage building....

Boobs

Plot twist...its was actually 9 pretending to be 7 after 987...8 was wrong all along and after he found out the truth was bludgeoned to death by 9 with the 1 from 10 which 9 stole while 10 slept

Happy Schmingus Dingus

We. Are. Top of the relegation zone, say we are top of the relegation zone!

Get the fuck in

Fanne is on the pitch with Adams

Comeoooooooonnnnn

That will be that then

I wonder what Russia, Belarus, Cuba and North Korea are doing right that the rest of the world is doing wrong? #tariffs

A celebration to match the finish 🤸

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss

At one of his frequent press conferences (because he loves being on TV), I'd love it if some reporter piped up with, "What do you say to people who call you a know-nothing narcissistic asshole, Mr. President?"

Dang, there is was thinking that their confidence would still be high after being easily swept away by Villa and having eff all to play for oh well COYH

I think Preston are playing Derby tonight...

Meanwhile in Power court 👀

He's been a busy lad this week..

Just been let down by our "senior" players dining out on their premier league exploits. That'll be why we go down

Unfortunately our senior players are fucking shit

Frustrating

Will boro score from their first shot or can we make this count first???

Some goal that from Clicker

Yessssssssssdsdsssddssssßssssssss

First shot (for Cardiff) will probably win this

Just one of hundreds of shitty comment on FB, FFS

As if the shite on the pitch isnt enough, having to read all the conspiracy theorists spitting their dummies out is getting massively tiresome...need a break from this bullshit...roll on the off season

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

Can't we all just go back to blaming the FA and not ourselves? 🥲#Luton

Quick press conference..."all of the players we've recently signed are injured along with any you hoped might be back for tomorrow...cheers everyone" #Lutontown

How science fiction shaped musk www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... fuck that shit and watch this episode of spiderman...Musk has been inspired by doctor doom youtu.be/qlezZoDbvqA?...

Jeez...ive seen some meltdowns but this massive run in the most nightmarish season conceivable is going to make us all spontaneously combust, get the season gone already FFS

As things stand, Watford could pretty much seal our fate tomorrow...ugh