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Justin Turner being more critical of the Mariners than any national reporters

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

submitted 18 hours ago • 1553 comments

Get the First Issue of Obsolete Sony's PDF Magazine Available Now FREE! 🔗👇

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I get that bluesky's video situation probably isn't up to their standards, but it would be nice if @dodgers.com at least posted transactions and stuff on here

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Daulton Rushing with the walk-off hit" is something I could get used to hearing

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Shohei’s SHOulder is looking good

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 7 days ago • 312 comments

How would a random Russian news agency reporter sneak into the White House?

submitted 5 days ago • 1552 comments

finally figured out the lyrics

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 1402 comments

can't wait for the WFAN call-ins on what constitutes "well-groomed"

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Post a picture of the last game you were at:

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Gross.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 15 days ago • 613 comments

Looks like I made a good call on not trying to watch the Chelsea game while I'm at work. Bleh.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

submitted 19 days ago • 79 comments

My co-worker laughed his head off when I gave this to him 😂 I feel for him and his Angels. Arte needs to go

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Stocks are down and eggs are up. My coffee shop just raised the price of a latte by 20% This is what people chose facism and wars with allies for? Meanwhile our treasury is being looted by the richest man in the world, who was not elected, and trans people no longer exist. We are a laughingstock.

submitted 21 days ago • 14 comments

SOURCES: Clayton Kershaw, the longest-tenured Los Angeles Dodger, will be back for an 18th season. He is just 32 strikeouts away from being the 20th pitcher in baseball history to record 3,000. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/612...

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

why did they kill Duo?

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Lake. SHOW

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Was that Brady saying “omg I said AFTER the trophy lift”? Lmao #SuperBowlLIX

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Time for the Dodgers to repeat.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

It’s time

submitted 24 days ago • 41 comments

Anyways, pitchers and catchers report this week! Let’s go baseball season!

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Goose egg, gone

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LOL

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

This game is trash lol. Sheesh

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Drake in tears

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I did not have money on "the script for the Super Bowl was hacked and replaced" (it's a joke. I do not believe this is scripted)

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

💀

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