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Just 3 racoons in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult. Sometimes I hunt ghosts.
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Definitely one of my favorites

I could really go for a rainy Fall day right now

It was Timothy’s second week undercover, and frankly, he was getting absolutely nowhere.

have you taken your meds have you consulted the oracle have you divined the will of the ancient ones in the entrails of your enemies

How can anyone with a conscience be okay with this?

A non-Jewish comedian is telling a Jewish comedian that he is being insulting to Jews, which is pretty much the logical endpoint of the way we talk about antisemitism in the US.

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Me trying to make small talk

Havin' meetings with weird dog creatures who live here

Yeah, I’m good at video games—dying in them, to be specific.

Sometimes, I feel like everything is garbage & I get overwhelmed but then I imagine how I'd feel if I was a raccoon and suddenly, being surrounded by garbage isn't so bad. In fact, by raccoon standards, being surrounded by garbage is actually great. Life is about perspective.

Need a human car wash style shower

It’s We the fucking People. Not we who serve a shithead president. More people need to be afraid of us

This is correct from @joeweisenthal.bsky.social

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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Estuans interius Ira vehementi Sephiroth!

Vance [seductively whispering to an antique Vatican couch]: I bet you could teach me so much

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imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025

TRUE STORY. They're all laughing at him.

How do I get ripped in 2 months without making a single lifestyle change?

Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits~!