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I make things work, physical and electronic | Product Manager simplifying the lives of Intune, AVD, Win365 admins and furthering your Azure cloud adoption.
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Days like this is nice to work from home.

Guns don’t kill people, toddlers kill people.

MapQuest: Make a U-turn. You: I'm not in the car yet. MapQuest: You said you needed direction.

it's worse right? Like if he was on ketamine that's at least an explication.

Recognizing irony has never been a GOP strong point.

Having my kids try Vegemite went about as well as expected.

“I caused a problem that I said wouldn’t be a problem even though everyone said it would be. I fixed it by eliminating the problem that once again I caused. After that things went back to the way they were. So now I’ll threaten to go it all over again”

If Taco Bell doesn't come out with a chicken taco wrapped in a Cheeto-dusted shell, they've missed a HUGE opportunity. 🌮

#TacoTrade

Every Pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough

“Mexico will pay for the wall” Mexico: “Hold my tequila.” “Canada will pay for my Golden Dome.” Canada: “Hold my maple syrup.” It's all as fake as his tan.

“I was investigated more than the great late Alphonse Capone. Alphonse Capone was a monster. He was a very hardened criminal. I went through more investigations than Alphonse Capone, and now I’m talking to you as president. Can you believe this?” Nope, I can't believe it.