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parkercivilization.bsky.social
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it’s a bit difficult to get back into the swing of things, but.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

wow it’s been a while.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

someone come selfcest that simbo for me.

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment

i understand long hair seawatt personally now.

submitted 178 days ago • 3 comments

rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed

submitted 179 days ago • 6 comments

when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)

submitted 179 days ago • 4 comments

having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…

submitted 181 days ago • 2 comments

heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped

submitted 181 days ago • 2 comments

i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.

submitted 181 days ago • 3 comments

i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?

submitted 182 days ago • 5 comments

i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.

submitted 182 days ago • 3 comments

simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad

submitted 182 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.

submitted 191 days ago • 3 comments

um…

submitted 195 days ago • 3 comments

hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.

submitted 196 days ago • 3 comments

compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm

submitted 198 days ago • 6 comments

i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

mad scientist evbo……

submitted 198 days ago • 2 comments

tips of my fingers are bruised. might not be able to write today… heartbreaking.

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment