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parkerdao.bsky.social

STEM professional and dreamy darling. Specializes in facilitating lasting connections, unique companionship, kink and fun. All bodies and genders are welcome. Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now? http://allmylinks.com/parkerdao

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if you want a 👣 j*b, you must want me to be hot and have a strong core which means you also want me to have the best gym and training to give you the best experience which means you’ll sponsor my equinox membership for a year 🤝

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

returning to the workforce bionic barbie body announcement: i have temporary implants that get adjusted each wk. the reconstruction part of the mastectomy will be in june. official implants! any time you book me between now and june is like limited edition so you should probably book soon ✨💖

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

a potential client emailed me that i am the “republican girl” of his dreams and looks like a Harley girl and feel like somehow my branding is signaling something that im not? my guys, blonde and tattooed can also be blue. I’m very not red.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

new pictures on sunroom

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I’m still around. I just lurk more on bsky. Very reply guy of me 👀

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

under🍈 for the first time in my life

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

an old client of mine called C cups “crowd pleasers” and told my surgeon that I’d like crowd pleasers as my goal size and she put that quote directly in my chart follow me for more tips and recommendations of what to say for your medical records 📝✅

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

We need SWers to tell stories about SWers. Fund sex workers, not Sean Baker.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Amazing news: I’m c-word free! My patho report was crazy to read but not as crazy as it could have been No regrets choosing to have surgery still. C-word can’t get this c-word 😤😙🙂‍↔️

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Catch me lying down on the job

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

surgery update: It’s done! There are still some tests for pathology and I’m moderate pain, but feel so relieved to have the surgery done! I will be providing some cute vlog updates on SR that will be gossip vibes, not gritty medical updates ☕️💅✨

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

last minute friend date to set the tone right for tomorrow 💚

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Are any other providers finding good ways to balance clients, online content, Twitter posting, BS posting, engagement on Twitter and BS and still living social lives not on their phones all the time? 😬

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

My time in DF is ending which means LA, you have a few days to book me before my surgery. Special mentions to CHI — I’ll postpone if I don’t get a few more prebookings which I hate doing, but I have to maximize time and money. Independent contractor things 💅

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

this is fine

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Texting “hey baby” or “u avail,” is the same energy as spraying Axe body spray on your junk and saying you took a proper shower

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

New surgery date Feb 17 🤞🏽 Mini tour announcement. If you like the IBTC, book this limited edition goddess now 😘 Feb 3-4: SF * Feb 5-6: PHX * Feb 9-10: CDMX (booking fast) Feb 12-13: CHI *

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Someone emailed me this morning and told me I should smile more in pictures. You sending to my CA or getting something from my wishlist makes me smile and unsolicited emails do not 🤝

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really hard not to be political on the timeline right now so I’m posting this for distraction

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I choose you 😘

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Heaux account goals: To let this account be big enough and I’m established enough to be as funny and weird here as I am in group chats and clients still pay me to be completely myself 🙏 (hint: this is a soft launch)

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

“Selling 🍑 when the city is burning because you have rent to pay” is a dystopian experience I didn’t have on my goals list for 2025

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone in LA, please download the Watch Duty app It tracks fires, weather/wind direction and evacuation areas in real time Stay safe honeys! 💕

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

LA providers, if you’re displaced due to fires, please DM me if you need a place to stay. I’m close to DTLA so hopefully we’ll be safe 💕

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submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

when recipes say to separate egg yolk from egg white and to only use one part of the egg don’t realize that no, not in 2025 and not in this economy. We’re cooking with everything now, honey 🫡

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Even though I’m a dev, making a new website for myself is not my strong suit. I’ll add two elements, pout about it, think about it, delete it and then literally do the same design thing again 😂

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

If there are any providers in LA or OC that need a place to eat cute food and laugh a lot today, please DM me. You have a place with me 💕

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I need Sean Baker to stop making films about sw

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still available for holiday sessions. I’ll be the cutest present you’ve ever given yourself 😌😘