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parkerdao.bsky.social
STEM professional and dreamy darling. Specializes in facilitating lasting connections, unique companionship, kink and fun. All bodies and genders are welcome. Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now? http://allmylinks.com/parkerdao
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Catch me lying down on the job

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

surgery update: It’s done! There are still some tests for pathology and I’m moderate pain, but feel so relieved to have the surgery done! I will be providing some cute vlog updates on SR that will be gossip vibes, not gritty medical updates ☕️💅✨

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

@dansavage.bsky.social saw this in LA today 💅✨👀

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

last minute friend date to set the tone right for tomorrow 💚

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Are any other providers finding good ways to balance clients, online content, Twitter posting, BS posting, engagement on Twitter and BS and still living social lives not on their phones all the time? 😬

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

My time in DF is ending which means LA, you have a few days to book me before my surgery. Special mentions to CHI — I’ll postpone if I don’t get a few more prebookings which I hate doing, but I have to maximize time *and* money. Independent contractor things 💅

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

this is fine

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Texting “hey baby” or “u avail,” is the same energy as spraying Axe body spray on your junk and saying you took a proper shower

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

New surgery date Feb 17 🤞🏽 Mini tour announcement. If you like the IBTC, book this limited edition goddess now 😘 Feb 3-4: SF * Feb 5-6: PHX * Feb 9-10: CDMX (booking fast) Feb 12-13: CHI *

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Someone emailed me this morning and told me I should smile more in pictures. You sending to my CA or getting something from my wishlist makes me smile and unsolicited emails do not 🤝

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really hard not to be political on the timeline right now so I’m posting this for distraction

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I choose you 😘

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Heaux account goals: To let this account be big enough and I’m established enough to be as funny and weird here as I am in group chats and clients still pay me to be completely myself 🙏 (hint: this is a soft launch)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

“Selling 🍑 when the city is burning because you have rent to pay” is a dystopian experience I didn’t have on my goals list for 2025

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone in LA, please download the Watch Duty app It tracks fires, weather/wind direction and evacuation areas in real time Stay safe honeys! 💕

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

LA providers, if you’re displaced due to fires, please DM me if you need a place to stay. I’m close to DTLA so hopefully we’ll be safe 💕

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

when recipes say to separate egg yolk from egg white and to only use one part of the egg don’t realize that no, not in 2025 and not in this economy. We’re cooking with everything now, honey 🫡

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Even though I’m a dev, making a new website for myself is not my strong suit. I’ll add two elements, pout about it, think about it, delete it and then literally do the same design thing again 😂

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

If there are any providers in LA or OC that need a place to eat cute food and laugh a lot today, please DM me. You have a place with me 💕

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I need Sean Baker to stop making films about sw

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still available for holiday sessions. I’ll be the cutest present you’ve ever given yourself 😌😘

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

thank you for this cutie après sol brunch date at manuela 💕 when I feel taken care of, I take extra good care of you 😈

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

cupcake girl 🧁

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

organizing my heaux inbox by geographical location instead of leetcode practice because the rush of procrastination is too tempting to ignore this morning follow me for more success and ADHD tips ✨

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

know what’s more golden than golden hour? you booking me 😘

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

we love responsible heauxs 💕

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

New surgery date is Jan 20! During recovery, I’ll transition to online only I anticipate being able to return to in person work 4 wks later (late Feb) and cannot fly for touring or FMTY for 6-8 wks (mid Mar) Part 2 of surgery will be Apr If you have been wanting to see me, now is the time 😊

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

Chicago, you have been so cold. You have one more change to keep me warm today. (To everyone who hasn’t booked me, you like popcorn ceilings *runs away 🤭 *)

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning to everyone except whoever thought popcorn ceilings were a good design choice

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

bringing this gem to bsky

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going to raise my rates in 2025. If you like my rates now, book now or forever hold your peace. Or just book in 2025 at a higher rate. Dealers choice. 😈

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

trying to get myself motivated to completely redo my website. ADHD powers of procrastination are currently defeating ADHD powers of hyperfocus

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments