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Gemini Integration Could be a Huge Upgrade Over ChatGPT in Siri: https://parker.micro.blog/2025/02/23/gemini-integration-could-be-a.html

Zero Day on Netflix is very good

A little victory lap and some insight into how I make my concepts…

Apple News+ Food and Designing Concepts While Trying to Think Like Apple: https://parker.micro.blog/2025/02/22/apple-news-food-and-designing.html

first Apple account on Bluesky

HomePad is nearly upon us! 9to5mac.com/2025/02/21/a...

so I got Apple’s sports service right, Apple’s recipes service right, what other service have I predicted and imagined that could be next…

Sports, invites, cooking .... Apple really going after some of these little niche areas

oh boy, Apple's finally sherlocking recipe apps 9to5mac.com/2025/02/21/i...

the one disappointing thing about this is that there's no visionOS-specific Apple Intelligence features, it's just the ones we have already on other devices - don't get me wrong that's great, but I would've loved a three dimensional image playground for objects or a spatial movie memory tool

sheesh, iOS 18.4 is a biggie

The big visionOS 2.4 update is official! www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

Betas! And Apple Intelligence is coming to visionOS! nr.apple.com/Dw8G7z0rz6

dammit this is framed even better than my write up, addition versus subtraction is the perfect distillation of the 16e

wait there's *another* Instagram wannabe now?! 9to5google.com/2025/02/21/f...

good god did they up the stakes across the board on Severance tonight

There’s No More Budget iPhone, Only a No-Frills One: https://parker.micro.blog/2025/02/20/theres-no-more-budget-iphone.html

Phil Schiller has seemingly quit Threads. Though he remains on Bluesky and Mastodon.

body fat lowest since before covid 👊 lost even more weight ⚖️ muscle mass has grown back after an election season dip 💪 gotta celebrate the wins 🥳

this is absolutely sick 9to5mac.com/2025/02/16/i...

Pebble Was More Than a Smartwatch Pioneer – Exploring Core, the Original AI Gadget: parker.micro.blog/2025/02/16/p...

hilarious, while the Beats app completely adopts a new theme… iOS doesn’t even use the right color in the pairing modal 🤦🏻‍♂️

can someone explain to me why the SATURDAY Night Live 50th episode is on SUNDAY ???

When waiters at your favorite restaurant tell you you've lost weight, you know you've made progress 😂

I think The Gorge is my favorite Apple movie yet. Just a kickass standalone sci-fi flick with a crazy plot.

idk what the heck critics were talking about, Brave New World is awesome largely wraps up key plots from The Hulk, Eternals, and Falcon & The Winter Solider all in one somehow and damn is Harrison Ford a way better Ross

Daydreamer is one of my absolute favorite songs

Love how the Beats Android app adopts the color of your headphones

Really wild that we have really good Android apps from Apple now. That being said, these two need to share more UI. They look too dissimilar.

to my fellow singles who get it

every coffee shop is stupid busy this morning

The Most Exciting Year for iPhone Upgrades in Ages Kicks Off Next Week parker.micro.blog/2025/02/13/t...

the next episode of Severance and The Gorge are both live on Apple TV+

so annoying to realize there are a bunch of typos in a blog because you tapped it out on your phone

What Remains of the Clients We Loved: https://parker.micro.blog/2025/02/13/what-remains-of-the-clients.html

I've gotten this ad too. Real bad.

Lunchtime blog… with a theory!

iPhone 16E, iPhone 17 Air, and the Single Camera Lens: https://parker.micro.blog/2025/02/13/iphone-e-iphone-air-and.html

girl next to me on the subway was using a Z Fold and I was super jealous tbh

I can't for the life of me think of a good reason any retailer would take on Vision Pro inventory at this point. No one has skipped buying one because of where it's sold. And the retailers would almost certainly take a huge loss.

I am pretty sure this is the very first time Apple has ever acknowledged foldables in any way, shape, or form