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parodydisney.bsky.social
Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER. BG: EmpLemon
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//Just a friendly reminder that this is a parody of Disney as a whole. Because the writer here (which is me) grew up on Disney’s experimental era in the 2000s.

//I’LL NEVER COOK AGAIN WITH THIS POST MADE HOURS AGO

He’s dead.

🐱👜~𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓒𝓪𝓽!~👜🐱 ☆ - Indie portrayal of Felix the Cat ☆ - Writer is 20+ years old ☆ - SFW only! ☆ - Crossover friendly ☆ - Selective shipping #CartoonRP #MVRP

Too late. You now work for Disneyland.

Who told you that.

Uh.

Simple Work part time at Disney.

Yes. You should remember

**Blows up the entire Gintama verse for mentioning Mickey Mouse.**

Deku has fallen. Now for the rest of the My Hero Academia cast…

They’ll fall just like you, no matter if they reference me.

Good.

No. This is your downfall for opposing me.

And now, I own the right to the My Hero Academia franchise…

Dammit. My Disney Animal Kingdom park has been reduced to ashes.

𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙋𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀 Portrayal of Izuku Midoriya By Goose. #MVRP - #BNHARP - #RPSKY - #SFWRP (MUSE IS A MINOR)

That’s an insult to both Goofy and Pluto.

**Accidentally destroys the MHA verse.** Oops.

MICKEY MOUSE DEATH STAR LASER BEAM, FIRE

Announcing a live action Brother Bear remake….

Dog Man?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Didn’t I read a comment of yours saying Shark Tale is a better cinematic achievement than my Star Wars movie, The Rise of Skywalker?

Yes you did.

Oh please, they made Shark Tale and Shrek the Third.

‘Hi, my name is Izuku Midoriya and you’re watching Disney Channel’ I remember you saying that

Singer huh. You mean the one where I gave her the sweet House of Mouse money for Radio Disney and Walt Disney Records?

Silence I’ll make for the Lilo & Stitch live action remake.

You drank it, so…

WHY IS EVERYONE ONTO ME FOR THE MUFASA MOVIE.

I’m banishing Minnie Mouse to Wall-E world.

@swearshope.bsky.social Is this you?

Actually, it’s poisonous. GET FUCKED.

Hey, the Sonic 3 movie was beating me at the box office-

Slowly making both Maleficent and Pete be sidelined under the orders of @parodydisney.bsky.social for KHIV.

Uh. Selling merchandise?

Oh hey, it’s Mickey

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Nah, you wouldn’t

It exists.

Blue Milk.

Announcing the Dumbo-faced pancakes at your local Disney Parks.

Then stay that way.

Here’s your food to drink this morning, [reader].

I DON’T CARE