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parodyrose.bsky.social
Introducing you to a plural system of clowns and demons with a spouse, a kid, and a bunch of girlfriends. Maybe you'll like my pictures? Body is 35. Traumagenic alters are all over the place. It/its or Fae/faer was Mx Alice Rose on bird site
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womanhood is all about learning that you are consistently wrong about the people you think of as "out of your league"

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

A bluesky feature to hide all posts with an image lacking alt text would make about 30 big leftist accounts on here madder than they've even been about anything in their life including fascism

submitted 15 days ago • 23 comments

realizing that I'm good at something I've never tried before is bittersweet. on one hand I'm having fun doing this, but on the other hand how did it take me until my mid thirties to try being really really really good looking?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

raping your mouth but after lubing up with soap so you dont accidentally enjoy yourself at any point

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

cant think of a single autistic person mutt knows who, if told their gesture looked like a nazi salute, would not simply apologize for the miscommunication

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

why are we so horny lately 😵‍💫 it's still ace horniness where i don't know what to do with myself, but it's all encompassing

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

mask on public transit and in the grocery store AT LEAST

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Turn the rude label off! Mean girl rights

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

I don't wanna make a bunch of new socials it's enough of a hassle just maintaining these ones 😮‍💨

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Trans women are biological women. Pass it on.

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

i'm going to get offline. but fucking death to america. burn this whole fucking country down at this point i don't care.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Jump, you fuckers

submitted 30 days ago • 32 comments

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "No shit," said Gandalf, "It isn't as if most people wish for this kinda of fuckshit to rain down on them. It sucks. It totally sucks. Why do you think I have so much 'pipeweed' on me at all times? C'mon now."

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

the tech also kept apologizing whenever she pinched or hurt my breasts. like girl, that is what they are there for

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

just did my breast exam. but the tech wouldn't tell me what grade I got. Pretty sure I got a B

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

my friend Hazel did my makeup and i feel so gorgeous 🥰

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

there are ghost people all over these halls 😳

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Getting me the bottom surgery where they re-ascend my testicles. Gonna incubate those girls myself.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i want to throw rocks and shards of glass and metal at a tesla

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Hotel Workers and Hooker Hospitality A breakdown of the training that hotel workers get to spot sex trafficking, why it harms sex workers and fails to help victims of paid sexual abuse in equal measure, and what hotel workers should do instead.

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

seeing popular trans content creators not using alt text leaves a really bad taste. they should know better

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i want to key a tesla so bad

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i don't have any creative or clever things to post but i still want attention and admiration as though i was creative and clever

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

it’s quite insane how mostly dead twitter feels compared to bluesky at this point. soon it’ll essentially only function as ‘truth social 2’ hopefully

submitted 35 days ago • 237 comments

People have been asking "did your cis friends check in on you yesterday?" And I can honestly say: no. not a single one.

submitted 36 days ago • 17 comments

Trans women have been asking @hankgreen.bsky.social and SciShow to take down or correct their misleading video on HRT since the day it came out. I posted about it at length when it was released. If Hank is serious about supporting trans people going forward he needs to start with his own house.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

If you really want to help trans people instead of telling us "don't obey in advance" you can help us do that: 1. You can learn where to find DIY HRT and help people pay for it if it's needed 2. You can help people flee to blue states 3. You can open your homes to people

submitted 37 days ago • 10 comments

Fair play to Melania for always looking like the woman in a Bond film who 007 fucks at 41 minutes and kills at 98 minutes

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

i’m letting the existence of queer art in the world overwhelm me with reasons to live and persist and not give up. please link me to your favorite queer art? did you make some yourself? show me please! queer art is foundational and vital. ❤️‍🔥🖤 (please use alt text in quotes/replies; i’ll reskeet.)

submitted 37 days ago • 24 comments

blue wavers are exactly like flies now that you mention it. attracted to shit and buzzing ineffectually

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

resisters and blue wavers are the most useless people I've ever seen. put another silly hashtag in your bio, you're totally helping!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

biden should pardon every single incarcerated trans person. im not kidding. they’re all about to be moved to the wrong prisons and then forcibly detransitioned. like they’re doing in florida.

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

‘god says you are a man or a woman and you have no right to change that’ is no different from ‘god gave you this cancerous tumour and you have no right to change that’. both can be changed through modern medicine.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments