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parodysquenix.bsky.social
Parody account based on the JRPG video game company. NO RELATION NOR AFFILIATION WITH SQUARE ENIX
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Slowly making both Maleficent and Pete be sidelined under the orders of @parodydisney.bsky.social for KHIV.

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Nice. I knew Nomura cooked well with the Sora car.

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WHAT THE fUCK-

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Thanks.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Will do. Speaking of which, about that Dumbo world… would you be okay if I put Kefka as a secret boss for clown aesthetics?

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Thanks.

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Disney is here. About time they arrived because I was gonna ask them which worlds they want me to add in Kingdom Hearts IV.

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That title goes to Terra or Lightning, but whatever.

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Still no.

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No.

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Cope and seeth.

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Yeah, that’s actually true. Ever since the Tomb Raider movie, it performed decently well.

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Announcing Final Fantasy… V remake.

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I still refuse to remake FFVI.

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SHADDUP-

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Shut up, Crapcuck. You know it will be a success once it reaches to the west.

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Our Symbiogenesis game is going great.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Immediately sueing PlayStation by ripping off my FF7 with their Legend of Dragoon video game.

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Then stay mad and live under my shadow alongside SEGA in the RPG department.

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Yon know what? Scratch it We’re replacing Kefka with Clive Or Notcis on the collaboration for Magic the Gathering.

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Is this a trap?

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Know what I’m lowering the chances of the Kefka card for Magic the Gathering at 25%.

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Chances are 40% of seeing you as a card.

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Damn. Capcom got me.

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Warner Bros. is here? I thought they were just only a movie studi- oh wait, I keep forgetting they have a video game division somewhere in America.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Bethesda is dead.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Nope. My only focus is on Final Fantasy VII to sell more and make sure no other RPG, whether it’s a Western RPG or JRPG from rival companies, tops my greatest creation of all time. Especially that so-called cancer known as Persona 5 by ATLUS.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I lost the rights to Eidos, so…

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HOW DID YOU FIND THIS.

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Last time I checked, didn’t Dharkon took an interest in one of Bandai Namco’s characters?

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//Square Enix having the BIGGEST EGO is insane.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

…You. Why? You were too busy turning the fighters in Smash as your playthings only to get interrupted by the One-Winged Angel.

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Oh look… it’s the Sephiroth victim who got sliced in half in his Smash reveal trailer that not even Dharkon bothered to take him.

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Another complainer, I see. Suffer more as long as you and Atlus trash talk about my precious Final Fantasy VII.

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Our cross-collaboration with Magic the Gathering will come out as a huge success.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A Sephiroth victim. You should’ve seen Galeem get murdered in half from him in his reveal trailer. And I’ll gladly do it again for amusement by making the One-Winged Angel full-on multiversal.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A Sephiroth Victim.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

No, no Make him a forgotten memory.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hmmm… Nah.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I bet Kefka sabotaged me by secretly becoming a jury all for the sake of making Final Fantasy VII Remake Rebirth lose to Astro Bot.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, and what of it?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

He’s dancing mad because I never bothered giving his game remake

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

What.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely not.

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Announcing the Final Fantasy VII remake trilogy for the SEGA Cosmos.

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…

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And this is why I dumped FFVI for VII.

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