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Parody account of Universal Studios. No affiliation with them, nor Comcast.
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Nintendo refugees. You are welcome to enter the hotels at Universal Studios.

Felix the Cat has made his debut at Universal Studios Japan! Could we see him stateside soon?

Considering Japan brings their IPs to my theme park, you should be fine, due to the cat culture in the land of the rising sun.

Sending @magicbagcat.bsky.social to Universal Studios Japan as a testing ground.

Hello, Crash. Woody Woodpecker missed both you and Spyro.

𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙗𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠. -A portrayal of Crash Bandicoot -Just a silly guy -Crack RP is preferred, but can do serious. -More info below 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙥 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠.

I know Nickelodeon has had a rocky era in the 2010s, but I see PlayStation sending in one of their characters to spy on the mouse. Wonder who or what Nick has sent.

We did. And we confirmed that Super Nintendo World will be arriving at Epic Universe, alongside the sequel to the Mario movie.

Wondering if this would be enough against the Mouse…

Good. Just preparing for the finishing touches of my Epic Universe theme park in Orlando.

Hello.

Important announcement: I consulted with the American government. They said they’ll be hard strengthening the anti-monopoly laws so that the mouse will not touch any IP he sets his sights on.

I approached the American government to make sure they strengthened the anti-monopoly law. This should give the mouse a wake up call.

Approaching the American government to strengthen the anti-monopoly laws.

Capcom refugees. You are welcoming to stay at my hotels in my theme park resort.

Capcom… we will avenge you. And thank you for giving me the rights and spirit to keep Ace Attorney and Megaman represented in my theme park thanks to your power.

I find my relationship with Nickelodeon since they gave me permission to make turtles variants based off on my Universal Monsters.

Let’s see what I can do…

**Capcom would strike the first blow onto the mouse with a first attack. Their weapons clashed across #MVRP, but only one of them would survive this fight to the death. Can Capcom come out victorious, or will be a victim to Disney as a whole?**

A mascot from Disney.

Under one condition… I know this truth may hurt, but would you be okay if someone publishes a book showing the history of Nickelodeon’s rise and downfall?

But I guess I can turn it into a museum if you want to.

Tempting… but that Quiet on Set documentary REALLY speaks more than a thousand words… Nick has been silent ever since it got released.

What to do with the empty Nickelodeon Studio area in Florida…? Any suggestions?

Confirming Spagonia for the Sonic the Hedgehog themed area.

That place is based off on a city from the country of Italy, if I’m correct? If so, I could try to make an area based off it, but then again, Disney would sue me because of their Epcot theme park having the countries of the world…

Color me interested. I know Green Hill, Mobius and City Escape gets talked a lot, but how come no one mentions Windmill Isle in the Sonic fandom?

Does it have a town?

Windmill Isle? Hmm… You might have to be specific about what you speak of.

Don’t worry. You’ll make an appearance as well.

SEGA gave me permission to represent you and their franchises under their belt during a friendly talk I had with them. I need to know on what area should it be based on. Green Hill? Mobius? Or City Escape?

It’ll be in the Sonic area. I promise you.

Sonic.

Certainly. Not just Sonic, but they allowed to make themed areas and attractions based off on their other IPs as well.

Oh no, I met with SEGA a while ago. Disney may be a pest, but compared to them, your parent company wanted me to make an area based off on Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hello there.

Figures.

I’ll come out clean. My intentions are to connect with fans and give them what they want.

@hammertimehedge.bsky.social Seems you took a liking in one of my theme parks.

Disney never learns, do they…