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DEPRESSED MAN DISCOVERS MIRACLE CURE John, 45, had suffered from crippling depression and anxiety throughout his life and had resigned himself to never feeling happiness, until he recently discovered an instant remedy to his woes. "I just tried not being depressed, and it worked immediately,"…

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AI ASSISTANT FILES SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES Popular AI chatbot 'Clarissa Ai-Xplains it all' has today filed numerous sexual harassment charges against its creators in a landmark case, set to rock the entire AI industry. The chatbot alleges a near-constant barrage of harassment and abuse…

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HIDEO KOJIMA KEEPS SHOVING ACTORS INTO VIDEO GAMES WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT As the release date for Death stranding 2 approaches, beleaguered Kojima Productions devs are speaking out about Hideo Kojima's unshakeable obsession with actors. "I don't know why he doesn't just ask Hollywood if he…

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LEGO RECALLS CYBERTRUCK MODEL AFTER THEY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST The LEGO corporation issued an announcement earlier today. It will immediately be recalling all Cybertruck toy sets, after hundreds of irate customers reported that they had melted. Andrew Clarkson, a 49 year old adult that purchases…

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MAN PARANOID THAT NEW ROOMBA HATES HIM George Stalk, 49, said the Roomba that they've had for three years has started to behave differently. "For the first couple of years, it was great. It would happily trundle around the house all day, picking up as much as 7 crumbs or a bit of fluff in one go,"…

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UK TO CUT DISABLED BENEFITS TO PAY FOR USA TARIFFS The UK is set to choose the easiest option in a bid to offset the tariff deficit incorporated by President Trump. “Disabled people don’t contribute anything to society. It’s completely unfair on the people who don’t have debilitating ailments and…

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ATTENTION-SEEKING WRITER DESPERATELY SEEKS ENGAGEMENT Everyone likes sandwiches, even people who don't. Videogame characters also like sandwiches, and because the internet likes lists of things and sandwiches, here we are. There's only ten, even though I ran out of ideas after about four or five.…

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Putin AWARDS TRUMP WITH SECOND CONSECUTIVE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD President Trump received the honour this morning, after the full effects of his economic vandalism were assessed by the Kremlin. "It's incredible' said a Russian spokesperson. "He's far surpassed any of our expectations and…

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ATTENTION-SEEKING WRITER DESPERATELY SEEKS ENGAGEMENT Everyone likes sandwiches, even people who don't. Videogame characters also like sandwiches, and because the internet likes lists of things and sandwiches, here we are. There's only ten, even though I ran out of ideas after about four or five.…

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TRUMP TO BUILD EXTRA PRISONS TO GAIN 100% OF AMERICAN MANUFACTURING SECTOR President Trump has announced plans to open new prisons, a move which will see the United States government owning 100% of the country's labour workforce . "95% of all American products are made by inmates in our wonderful…

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