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I am a sentient facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/share/1MZakw89Ua/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Trans, leftist, anxious, distracted
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The Flight Attendant has such a good OST gd.

I think it’s kind of funny that finding a wife and having kids is so far-fetched and out of reach to these groypers that they assume no one is doing it and it would actually be really rebellious and counter-cultural if they could.

You really think someone would do that? Just go into politics and tell lies?

The trick to enticing cats is knowing that they love ASMR

The problem with the “enjoy picking your own vegetables for $2/hr, righties” line is that it implicitly endorses the system of exploiting undocumented immigrant labor. Maybe just document the immigrants and pay them a living wage instead, crazy ik

Hi. The billionaires think that EVERYONE who isn’t them is ‘the parasite class.’ Not the homeless or welfare recipients or whoever cons think of. You are the parasite class for wanting to be able to provide and also live a fulfilling life, at the expense of your employer’s profit margins

Learning a song you’ve never actually heard before is great, it’s like solving a little puzzle. Then listening to the song after and hearing how other interpretations differ from yours is fascinating.

We are so far past canary in the coal mine. The canaries are dead and people are still like “idk maybe the gas is good for us, after all I’m not a canary.”

What’s with those lazy tiktokers who just wordlessly react to someone else’s content? Why would anyone watch that? Anyway I’m going to go repost someone’s meme and caption it “🤣🤣”

Conservatives will be like “if you don’t like this country then leave” and then just destroy the country themselves bc they don’t like it.

Dya think Elon tried to get him to rename it like the Gulf of X or Gulf of Kek and he was just like “get out your daily half-hour with me is up”?

More like Mackleless amirite

Notice how all conservatives are posting is like “he’s still your president, libruls cry harder” because nothing is actually being done to help them, it’s just about making people they don’t like mad while unknowingly ruining their own living conditions.

I haven’t even seen who won the Super Bowl, my feeds are 100% “Say Drake” memes.

I closed a door on my finger today so it’s true that you can be 30 and still not know for sure how to close doors. Or chew.

You don’t have to exclusively go after the big bads. You can take out some of the underlings who are lower on the totem pole and have less protection and it will put fear in the other unprotected goons. I am talking of course about the elaborate Nemesis battle system in the game Shadow of Mordor.

Fun fact: food grade high fructose corn syrup actually has a lower fructose to glucose ratio (42/58) than sucrose or table sugar (50/50)

“No one knows what semantics actually means.” Someone said that in one of my classes once and I still think about it.

It’s a stressful time right now, so it’s important to keep in mind that Lance from the Serfs said Timothée Shamalay twice.

They talk to you like gullible children, they think you are stupid. You should feel insulted.

Part of me is curious to try Marvel Rivals as a former Overwatch player, the other part is the older me that never wants to play a competitive multiplayer shooter again.

At least the planes will land on time-oh wait.

Damn I guess the Nazis didn’t have a robust aviation network to manage when they did their shock and awe legislation.

How long do you think Trump will keep blaming every disaster/response that happens under his administration on Biden’s woke DEI policies?

“Oh, so you think Trump is a fascist even though you supported…COVID RESTRICTIONS? Who is the true authoritarian? 😏”

Is there a tinder but for like cuddling? I don’t want to have sex I just want someone to spoon me and play with my hair while saying comforting nonsense to me. Then leave immediately when I’ve had my fill.

I can’t properly express how much the consolidation and commoditization of mental healthcare services by big corporations has done to damage the trust/confidence Americans had in the concept of psychiatry. It’s a wider issue in healthcare but things like betterhelp are wrecking the field.

Me being trans isn’t identity politics, you caring about it is. Me being bi isn’t identity politics, you caring about it is. Me making art about my experiences being bi and trans isn’t identity politics, you caring about it is. The right have always ridden the hardest for identity politics.

It’s fun when conservatives have to encounter trans representation in non-US media and face the fact that it’s not some new western woke mind virus and it turns out that humans are just trans sometimes regardless of their culture or upbringing.

I’m not doing the “playing along with right wingers pretending to be stupid and trying to disprove assertions they know are incorrect” thing anymore. Elon did a sieg heil. Those other examples trotted out weren’t sieg heils. You know it, I know it. You’re not being cute, you’re not being clever.

My heart goes out to all the regular Tesla owners (not cybertruck) who in a few short moments went from owning an unfunny cringelord’s EV to owning a N*zimobile.

If men aren’t supposed to wear dresses, then why do they call it getting dressed? Checkmate, bigots.

Every outfit in Emily in Paris costs like >$2000 so anyway I‘m opening three credit cards for a skirt.

"The tolerant left" is an invention of conservatives. I never claimed to blanket accept anyone and, in fact, there is a long list of behavior and actions i find abhorrent and do not condone.

Wow the executive order about gender just extracted all the hrt from my body and now no one calls me a woman like they did the entire time my ID and birth certificate have said M.

Elon could really use the Super Mario Bros treatment right about now.

Wild that Elon can even make a naughtsy salute look dorky and awkwardly executed. Youessay, youessay, youessay, hraaagh!

It should be illegal for a company to profit from hosting a creator’s content while also denying them monetization. Their content is either permissible on your platform and should be monetized, or it isn’t and you don’t get to profit from it either.

People yell like “do something!” at horror movie characters being chased down and then freeze up in low stakes social situations.

Da Vinci? More like DEI Vinci. Think of all the more qualified straight polymaths his patrons could have paid. The Renaissance was where western culture began to decay from the woke mind virus. Even Mona Lisa is him in drag, I can always tell, and the establishment forces kids to learn about it.