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Wanderin’ n’ wonderin’
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Dietary restrictions unfortunately keep me from eating ass, as the “glut” in gluteus maximus stands for gluten

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Hasn’t even left the stage completely and resumes not giving a single fuck about his kids www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

“Wait? I’m cancelled?” NEW Netflix Comedy Special: “My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin! Stream Now!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Is there even any good saloons ‘round these parts orrrrr…??

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

A lost Ms. Casey when I telepathically tell her that I’m hyped for the next episode and hope she gets found :) #Severance #FuckHelly #RedeemIrv

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Inside me are two worms…

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“Let’s Make Health Great Again”

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Elon touting his kid through the White House for PR only for it to backfire when the little guy airs out their closed-door sentiments shows how little he understands about children in general

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The remnants of our ancestors’ struggles lie patiently dormant within us, excitedly awaiting our return from the glossy and sterile, blue-lit residences: erected in defiance of our plighted past and in hubristic honor of our future. The final reminder, forgotten, ushers in the majority’s demise.

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With no basis of truth, power is only preserved through fear

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Boomers in the drive thru when their order isn’t immediately ready

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Hit my eye on the corner of the fridge and it’s not swelling and I seem fine? I couldn’t see straight for a sec, but everything is normal now.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

A system incapable of holding injustice accountable is destined to, like, topple like a mf and crumble, brotendo.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Mixing Corn Pops and Frosted Flakes together as the ghost of Kellog watches on in horror

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE

submitted 108 days ago • 2274 comments

Gonna start commenting this whenever someone is seeking to ascribe some deep esoteric meaning to some benign facet of life

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Idk why people are complaining about seeing people’s Spotify #wrapped. I now know who absolutely never to hand the aux to

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, idc if AI will outperform me in every way, it will never touch me when it comes to smoking too much weed and not making decisions!

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Time to partake in a good ol’ fashioned dinner meal

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫

submitted 111 days ago • 49 comments

Watson: “What type of rock is this, Mr. Holmes?” Sherlock: “Why, it’s quite sedimentary, my dear Watson!”

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Nice place! Sorry, where’s the bathroom?

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