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Nobody seeing my marvel rivals clip is like one of the worst feelings in the world

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

my marvel #rivals experience: > Use ult > Miss every shot > Get a team wipe Don't underestimate the squirrel girl fellas

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Guy I'm talking to started telling me about paleontology and I went

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

When a guy starts talking to me about a specific topic that he knows a lot about, something primitive is ignited within me and I get the overwhelming urge to marry them

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's funny that the devs of marvel rivals were terrified of giving their male characters any ass and then gave venom the biggest ass of the whole roster

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all ever see someone so hot that you just decide to call it a day and go to sleep?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

The men who stuff dildos down their pants and think it's fooling anyone have arrived on bluesky, dear god

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

You know what they say, Gobble me, swallow me-

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Tyla makes me feel like a demure little 5 foot girl walking around her house on her tip toes so elegantly and then something else plays and reminds me that I am in fact a 6'4, 90 kg MAN

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing someone so hot on the timeline it felt like an out of body experience

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(My attempt of) thirst traps will return to their regular scheduling next year, I need some time off

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas btw

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Just had the realization that I'm tight on money cause a man on grindr asked if he could pay me to lick his feet and I almost said yes

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Oh hiii

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Girl why are they playing old town road in the gym

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling gigantic on this early morning :3

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Internet is still out...YES I have data but it just doesn't feel the same 😔

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Internet has been out at my apartment and I just feel naughty using my unlimited data plan for everything even though it's quite literally what I'm paying for

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I cheated on my bleusties, Twitter was calling me like the mask did Jim Carrey

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Morning jog 🏃

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Almost forgot this existed so uhmmm hii

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Currently in an "everyone's body is beautiful the way it is, besides mine" stage in my self improvement journey

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Just started playing Mario and Luigi brothership. Desperately hoping it gets better as it progresses cause........

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Anytime I start catching feelings for someone who I know doesn't feel the same way I just yell NO really loudly to myself and it cures me every time

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

So confused as to why I'm seeing so many skeets in German. No offense to those who practice but I actually do not want to see that

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing I'm going to have to do a morning run and a workout tomorrow morning as soon as I wake up.......

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

It was snowing two days ago and now it's 15 degrees out. I am going to go crazy

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Who up playing plants vs. Zombies garden warfare 2?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Pump felt crazy today

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

So much stardew valley propaganda on this app, what's up with that?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Getting way too many sports posts on my feed, when I said I wanted big, beefy, sweaty men I didn't mean THEM

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Watching free family guy episodes on YouTube and ignoring my problems like God intended

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I guess I'm just going to ignore that my laptop just went from half battery to dead within 10 seconds cause there's no way in hell I'm dealing with that first thing in the morning

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Working at the clocking factory as a clocky tea worker in the boots the house down department is a tougher job than you could ever imagine. My respect for them has skyrocketed over the past week 🫶

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post your favorite animal crossing villager !

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If my thirst trap flops I will be uploading a 5 minute video of me ugly crying btw, so no pressure

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments