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Yes let's have armored cyber trucks on the battlefield. What could possibly go wrong?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Odd how all the Maga rage posts about DEI hires go out the window when it comes to Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

So Hesgeth's got a crashed F-35 and a Blackhawk, inside of 48 hours...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure Trump supporters will say it's different now. Before the election when avian flu messed up the egg supply, that was Biden's fault. Now when the avian flu messes up the egg supply, it's the flu's fault.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The snickering and giggling from these grown ass men. What are we doing here? The United States is just not a serious country anymore.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Of course he doesn't care. He got away with everything. He doesn't have to pretend to care about anything or anyone anymore.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Fred never hugged his son and we got the smallest man in the world.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's first big press conference and they're gloating about using AI to create personalized MRNA vaccines to Maga… 🤣🤣

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This exposes what they really want to do, which is to send anyone who says anything they don't like away.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

He's been president for over 24 hours, is the war in Ukraine over yet?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

It's a new day in America. One where you're free to beat a cop within an inch of his life as long as you're wearing a Maga hat.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway, Trump will commit and admit to crimes with gleeful abandon now that he’s been given the God Emperor pass.

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

Vivek Ramaswamy really thought he could call Americans lazy and champions of mediocrity. Maybe next time try not being Indian in a white supremacist regime.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Big, tough, alpha MAGA man moving his inauguration indoors because it's too cold. Glad these marks wasted some more of their time and money at least.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The economy and the price of eggs was just an excuse to let the white nationalist back in power. That's what really matters to the majority of his supporters. apnews.com/article/trum...

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Cenk and Ana clearly see where it's easier to grift and are gonna be sporting MAGA hats soon enough.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, I hope this is the last time Democrats bail out Republicans. Trump won the popular vote. People chose chaos and dysfunction. Sorry but I'm not feeling sympathetic to the American voter right now. At all.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Any time the perpetrator of a terrorist attack has a social media profile that says very directly that they’re a far right accelerationist, the headline is like “BAFFLED COPS PONDER THE RIDDLE OF SUSPECT’S MOTIVATION”

submitted 63 days ago • 184 comments

So, I guess immigrants stopped eating pets then? Is that what happened? Because that was a huge deal and then suddenly ... nothing. All the cats and dogs are fine now. Weird how immigrant diets just changed like that.

submitted 83 days ago • 71 comments

Pete Hegseth's mom called her son an abuser who uses women for his own power and ego. Pretty sure that's a prerequisite to being in the Trump administration. Must have been a reference letter.  www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Letting billionaires loose on the US budget is like, well, Donald Trump running a teen beauty pageant.

submitted 85 days ago • 8 comments

Well, I'd like to see ol' Patty Mahomes wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Mahomes wriggles his way out of the jam again* Ah! Well. Nevertheless.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Wonder what the universe is like where the American way of life isn't being threatened by third-rate reality show hosts. I hope it's nice there. www.thedailybeast.com/joe-rogan-fl...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

What if one way to combat the fascists is to focus the outrage on the billionaires? You can compete with the emotional trigger but do so with facts.

submitted 85 days ago • 55 comments

But I thought the economy was supposed to be awful and nobody could afford to even buy eggs. 🤔

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments