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patches0047.bsky.social
she/her it/its, 22, Minors DNI. Writer, Worldbuilder, self styled internet funnywoman. Profile picture by Zeptophidia. Banner provided by mother nature herself.
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For silence to be deafening I'd have to know it's voice

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hm!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

And this one's properly old and commissioned by @patches0047.bsky.social #art #digitalart #jojo #drawing #oc

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe a bit too simple but a cuter comission from a year ago (?) #art #digitalart #dnd #dndkenku #dungeons_and_dragons #drawing

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

*YouTuber voice:* Today we're ranking the incest jokes in Disney and Pixar films from worst to best.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

YOU TELL THE CYCLOPS THAT HE'LL NEVER EAT MY MEN IN THIS CAVE AGAIN

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Smokin that Saint of the Bud Scarlet Rot pack

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, sweetheart. I have tinnitus, but would you like to be the other high-pitched whine in my ear tonight?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Why is my skin

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

"Mulemasks" serve as nomadic tomb-guardians in the Desert States, on top of tending to the same duties as the fixed members of their guild, they have to brave the harsh conditions and fauna between sacred sites. #ocart #fantasyart #kanessuperfancysettinglore

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

The Moon and I are not friends.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

More characters should wear less pants

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you gotta send 2 people the same sexy goblin For science

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Will the clean version of Sticky censor the word sticky?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I work long hours and stay up late to make sure the bags under my eyes are Louis

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

#comic #comics

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

Rules Dispute Commission for @patches0047.bsky.social with @kodebold.it! #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw furaffinity.net/view/59803560/

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

snesbians

submitted 280 days ago • 1 comment

Me, looking at I/me/myself in the mirror: "will, would."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Grab her tit through her green triforce shirt Jork her peanits through her cargo shorts Whisper Emerald Kaizo strats in her ear.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Damn you look good in pale green, makes me want to clod de bussy

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Honky: Star Rail

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

When I say some Baiken players play their main with 1 hand, it's because they're cosplaying. Also, they're jerking off.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Spice8rack broke my yolk and gave me dog pronouns

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

In media literacy conversations they're always talking about subtext. What about domtext???

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Has anyone even thought to give fish toes? Honestly selfish that we haven't already.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think they have condoms in the lands between If they don't, and then if they did, would Varre call you little lambskin.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

We out here smokin warpstone. We out here smokin that good-dank warren grass This shit ain't nothin to me man I've backstabbed all 127 of my clan-rat siblings just for an extra sliver of ration Bent her over, told her to worship the rat's great horn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

King Kunta by Kendrick Lamar if it was freaky: "I got a boner pick. I better not catch you donkey-dicked motherfuckers slidin in my DMs again."

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My Paladin🔔

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She mordschlag on my claymore til I coup de grâce

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

When Harry Du Bois zones out talking to himself mid conversation, that's called Discossociation.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

MF JERM

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

What if Nickelodeon slime was red instead of green?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

There, the entire roster painted! This was fun and a big learning experience! #discoelysium #furryart #digitalpainting Check here if you wanna use these in game! furaffinity.net/view/59343025/

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

These guys saw the Dead Internet theory and really thought “that’s a great idea, we should make that the backbone of our platform”

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Curse of Obscurity #41.5 Silly sketch with @patches0047.bsky.social #furryart #curseofobscurity furaffinity.net/view/59315724/

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

POV: you are under the mistletoe

submitted 61 days ago • 29 comments