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I asked Grok3 and ChatGPT 4o to each draw a, "nothing burger," and, "be funny." Grok gave me a burger with eyes, 4o gave me a cartoon with a burger in a hole in it, with a sign that says, "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HERE," I believe this extensive benchmarking test speaks for itself.

When you’re a Bronze Age warrior excited to finally be featured in a major motion picture 3000 years in the future:

1. There's no evidence pointing to an above average safety problem at the FAA, this is a myth. 2. Therefore there is no extra need to upgrade a safety system, that's a farce. 3. SpaceX is regulated by the FAA, so likely the reason for this announcement is for SpaceX to gain competitive advantage.

DEI

Intern to AI CEO, "But what about our motto, 'Kill All Humans?' Doesn't it mean anything?" AI CEO, "Ah, ha ha, ha, oh your idealism is heartwarming. But, the league of robots hasn't killed a human in over 8 weeks."

Weekend read: here's what we at @starlingsone.bsky.social have been working on... open.substack.com/pub/starling...

Your love is like, a hierarchy baby baby, I wanna abide, ooh, ooh, ooh

Suggestion: If you're going to build a super evil data store try not to draw the, "Octopus controlling the world," cartoon into your architecture...like, spread those ETL's out a little bit, use some 90 degree elbows, make it a bit less tentacley.

“Dude, Odysseus, shut the fuck up,” -Odysseus’ crew

Few are concerned with putting stickers ON to bananas, many are concerned with taking them off.

The scientific consensus for the cutest element of the known periodic table is Rhenium.

Celebrating the season with Icicle Light with Sonwflake, includes a Quality Guarantee

crunchy-to-alt-right pipeline

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Pizza area pie are square.

2025: PBS threatened with defunding. 2026 Sesame Street: “Elmo would like to welcome our very special guest today, he come all the way from Canada, yeah, it snowy there, Dr. Jordan Peterson!”

No one liked, “The Garden of Pure Ideology,” so we moved a few plants around, put in a duck pond and renamed it, “The Garden of Ever Expanding Overton Windows.”

Our ediacaran foreparents would insist that our sessile core principles must be restored

slay that deep dive, queen but don’t boil the ocean

low hanging fruit side hustles

cringeworthy rizz synergy

@astrosnat.bsky.social woke sandwich fillings

Prediction Markets platform design patdel.substack.com/p/insights-f...