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Wizard: they say that sometimes a good defense can become an offense. Warrior: 🤔 😮 shifts grip on shield and bashes a zombie over the head. Wizard: well. Not exactly what I meant but 🤷‍♀️ #TTRPG #DnD

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Bards Putting the Cha in Charades. #PunBard #TTRPG #DnD

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Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲 Wizard: thanks! 😁 Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice? Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains? Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles? Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles Sorcerer: 🤦‍♀️ #PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD

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Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲 Wizard: thanks! 😁 Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice? Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains? Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles? Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles Sorcerer: 🤦‍♀️ #PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD

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The fantastic four, but lead by The Thing "ITS COLLABORATING TIME!" #PunBard #Dadjokes

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Wood shop implies the existence of Couldshop and shouldshop #PunBard #Dadjokes

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Prestidigitation Aka Magic Bissel #PunBard #TTRPG #DnD

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Sidequests. Also known as... Inter-missions #TTRPG #PunBard

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Bard: so how'd things go with that guy? Rogue: what guy? Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on? Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you- Rogue: what? checks notes CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!" Bard: sigh Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP! #TTRPG #PunBard

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Bard: so how'd things go with that guy? Rogue: what guy? Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on? Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you- Rogue: what? checks notes CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!" Bard: sigh Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP! #TTRPG #PunBard

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Emojis but they're all just different cat tail positions

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NPC: whispers hey! Pssst! Adventurer: yes? NPC: you should leave that party...they threw caution to the wind. Adventurer: 🤣 sure they did. Later... Adventurer: so what happened to your other companion? Bard: oh. You mean Caw Shaun? Adventurer: 😬 #TTRPG #PunBard

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You hear a clattering on the roof... And a rasping noise in the chimney. Time to... Ho ho hold your Action! #TTRPG #PunBard

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Some dwarves can make their own solid fuel. On account of their... Coalon. #TTRPG #PunBard

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If anyone is interested in the jewelry I’ve been making my wife is listing them in her shop! www.etsy.com/shop/Constel...

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Might does not make right. It's usually just stwrong #TTRPG #PunBard

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Skeletal fighters always attack multiple times. They have bones actions #TTRPG #PunBard

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Beard of Holding A wizard spell known only to dwarves. #TTRPG

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Disagreements over prophecy? I think you mean... Augur-ments #TTRPG #PunBard

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Hobbits do hold elections. You see, they are a Wee Public #TTRPG #PunBard #Lotr

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We all know paladins prefer chainmail because its Holey. But it's also important to know evil paladins prefer plate armor for the opposite reason. #TTRPG #PunBard

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Flattery implies the existence of roundery #PunBard #Dadjokes

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Campaign hook: A flock of flying musicians are accosting an Area Village, trapping residents inside their buildings. It's called... The Bards #TTRPG #PunBard

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Did you hear about the scientist who was known for puns? All their jokes were... Lab groan. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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Them: a watched pot never boils Me: 👀 entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity

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San Mai billets, Or as some dwarves call them... Oreos #TTRPG #PunBard

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Everyone is always picking on wizards. Fire da mage Pierce da mage How about hug da mage??? #TTRPG #PunBard #DnD #pathfinder2e

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A spellcasting show that is like a cooking show. "You you want to make sure you spread that bat guano evenly" #TTRPG #DnD #pathfinder2e

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Magic Item: Bottle Cruiser This is a glass bottle with a model battle cruiser inside. Smash the bottle, and a full-sized and fully equipped ship will appear. #TTRPG #PunBard

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Did you hear about the galleon that also doubled as a monastery? It was... A Place of Warship. #PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG

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srsly you can make your own #ttrpg for free FAST with #caltropcore make a weird little game that no one has to know about--bam you're a game designer

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I'm kidding, and I'm not kidding.

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Land Its for Lubbers #PunBard #Dadjokes

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Shipyards are where many ships come from. You know. A berthplace. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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The longer the party stays at a tavern, the higher the chances of it burning down. This is known as The law of inntropy. #TTRPG #PunBard

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Magic item hook: You come across a hand-and-a-half sword that smells of burnt grease and has a large squishy red rubber pommel. When you attack, it sprays scalding hot oil in a horizontal arc. It's called... The Baster Sword. #TTRPG #PunBard

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Magic item hook: You come across a hand-and-a-half sword that smells of burnt grease and has a large squishy red rubber pommel. When you attack, it sprays scalding hot oil in a horizontal arc. It's called... The Baster Sword. #TTRPG #PunBard

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The longer the party stays at a tavern, the higher the chances of it burning down. This is known as The law of inntropy. #TTRPG #PunBard

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In most games, the characters who have really high hit points are Well red. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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Did you hear about the noble who got their patent of nobility on sale? They were a... DisCount. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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A wavy bladed main gauche? I think that's called a... French Kris #PunBard #Dadjokes

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