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JD Vance looks like a ventriloquists dummy come to life, but is now slowly dying of terminal smugness.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

There's sometimes in life where you achieve something so profound get the irresistible urge to quick save. Then there are those times when you'd give anything to be able to press F9.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Ooh, a character what I done! I love Flaps. One of the many things I’ve had so much fun with in my writing. For real, Quantum Witch has been a treat of a project, and I think a lot of people will love it.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I had great luck at the Gashapon store and managed to get one of each component for this 1/12 scale dentists office. All three precisely detailed stations are licensed and they can be rearranged to combine. Did I need this? No. Did I want it terribly? Yes.

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

I don’t even know how to pose a dentist scene, but here you go anyway.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Here is the Gashapon machine and then me trying out the junk it gave me.

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

All Aboard the PISS TRAIN!!! (I hope to make professional connections with this account!) It’s JRX!!! It’s not JRX. I don’t know what robot this is. Educate me if you must. TRAIN me, even.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

You tell people you're having a 'liquid lunch' and they assume you're day drinking and have a problem. #soup

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo? Man tying me to the tracks: Probably.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so tired I *can* sleep when there are enemies nearby.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Positive: I've pulled out all my ear hair and I'm no longer partially deaf. Negative: My earbuds now slide out by themselves.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

They're regulating the love lives of foodstuffs now

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

I just go to Dr B Arelegs, he insists all patients pay with nude thighs.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Kinder makers of Kinder Bueno wasn't always the named for the German word for children, but was in fact names for the English word meaning "more kind". Kinder Surprise was part of larger line that included Kind Surprise, Mean Surprise, Nasty Surprise and Shocking Cruelty.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Going to do a Kickstarter for my new speculum. You should see the stretch goals!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Words With Friends With Benefits Half way through Scrabble and chill she gives me this look. Asks me talk dirty, so I start laying down contractions and slang.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I'm all that and several sacks of potatos.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight on BBC1, David Lynch's "Terry and Dune". In this week's episode, Baron Harkonnen rains down terror on Surrey, causing Terry's sunlounger to collapse. Later that evening, in the middle of trying to impress his boss, Terry turns into a kettle.

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

Humpty Dumpty hunched over a fabergé egg, furiously cracking one out.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The boys be star gazing below the northern lights(I don’t care if this is unrealistic, let me dream >:3 /lh) #gay #sunxmoom #silly #sunfnaf #moonfnaf

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I see you driving round town with the girl I love, and I'm like, thank Uber for their prompt and reliable service.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Here is a picture of a cat. Figured that some of you might need to see a cute cat. So, cat.

submitted 51 days ago • 4 comments

Anyway, here's a skeleton monster from Quantum Witch

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

Why have I got 4 monitors? Because I couldn't get 5 to fit on my desk.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Like this to find out your new job title

submitted 67 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Wanted a Corby Trouser Press for Christmas, ended up with a Kirby Trouser Press. Little pink bastard ate them and now I've got to wear him to my father's funeral.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Thought I'd entertain the family at Christmas by doing some contact juggling. You wouldn't believe the ingratitude and abuse I received "we need those to see!" "give them back you fucker!".

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Hi I'm Ben Franklin and this is Jackass! *Flies a kite in a thunder storm*

submitted 80 days ago • 5 comments

We don't call it Xbox in our house. We call it by it's full and proper name, Christbox.

submitted 80 days ago • 30 comments

🎅🎄NEW OSW coming WEDNESDAY! We visit the 2001 Xmas offering from WWF, featuring duelling Christmas Parties 🎉🎊 Catch up on our latest vid, our end-of-arc OSW awards show! youtu.be/UvQ3FdhHxqs

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas is today's new festive movie teletext art. Oogie Boogie was voiced by Ken Page who sadly died in September this year. https://buff.ly/3BCTlaX

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

PLEASE help boost this, if you're in the UK please sign. We need to protect trans kids here more than ever. This is the closest to another section 28 we've had. Essentially, the uk gov has banned trans healthcare for kids. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

1. Boombox Bonce 2. Tunnel 3. Musicpatch 4. Disney Princess Bondage Fetish 5. Kicking Gourds 6. Tungsten Tipped Screws 7. Bubonic Toast 8. Bible XCX 9. Screamin' Ent Society

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments