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The Rehearsal, me getting a jacket zipper tog- fuck, come on.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Have only watched elite [Schindlers List/The Pianist/John Wick franchise] films this calendar year.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

The most Arizona Cardinals thing ever is hosting your first home playoff game in a decade and your team isn't playing

submitted 157 days ago • 41 comments

iPhone made one of those unprompted movies from all my Houston Nutt polo swaps, maybe technology isn’t all bad

submitted 160 days ago • 11 comments

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 163 days ago • 207 comments

@sickoscommittee.org hang it in the Louvre

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

if i were an nfl head coach and my team was up against tough odds, i'd fold like a card table and i'd make sure my entire team did too. fuck that

submitted 169 days ago • 52 comments

Just seen a kid out with his father, riding his new bike with stabilisers. The father’s face is a picture of pride and joy. No idea why. Riding a bike without stabilisers is easy. I’ve been doing it for a couple of years now.

submitted 174 days ago • 3 comments

AM I BEING DETAINED

submitted 181 days ago • 7 comments

Dawgs takin it all

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Rich Rod to the Saints

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine your toilet sending you a year in review email

submitted 198 days ago • 2 comments

Darren Rizzi’s ringtone would 100% be Here Comes the Boom if he knew how to change it

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

About an hour ago Scott Hanson pointed out that Eddy Piñiero has the #1 FG accuracy in NFL history… but he’s missed 2 field goals since and has dropped from 89.7% to 88.3%, which is #3 behind Justin Tucker and Harrison Butker. Ultimate announcer jinx

submitted 198 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like a sassy, spiteful, gay male defensive coordinator could dominate the NFL for at least half a decade. Diabolically fabulous blitz packages.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Jelly Roll looks like a mischievous toddler

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments