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So if The Holy Spirit's symbol is a dove and God's word goes above all, and The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are all the same entity. Then does that mean, according biblically, the bird is the word?

Blowjobs are cannibalism

uhhhhhhh...

Marika is just mommy Astrid

Imagine worshipping a god that, despite forcing the conception of a child into a woman without her consent and ruining her life, gets pissed at you for touching something he designed to be fun to touch

Do NOT let Odysseus play Pikmin

Fuck resolutions for 2025 I'm doing a New Year's Revolution. It's about damn time

Book about a buncha cats that're the pets of dead world leaders. Call that shit the Nekonomicon

Now that Christmas is over, the elves are back to hunting small children for sport with the rest of the fae

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

That's it, I'm biting your lip with my dirty teeth and giving you a canker sore

Imagine a strap on powered by hextech

What's your preferred bronoun? I default to "mate", "bro", and "dude" for basic conversations, but "dawg" and "buddy" is reserved for the special homies.

Polio

My entire life, I thought Louis Vuitton was French purely because they had 14 kings named Louis

Dinosaurs were so naughty, santa sent them his biggest piece of coal

Imagine how powerful of a flex it'd be to ride into battle on a fucking moose

Sokka may not be a bender but he sure as hell bends her

Another year, another game awards, another month of people bitching that their opinion isn't the correct one

The wall of flesh has been slain

How did scientists manage to make glass taste exactly like blood?

Visit Thailand and eat some rocks. Gotta confirm if Thai Soup is made of Thailand

How the fuck did ya'll actually believe his last name was mansion??? You're the reason why misinformation is such a problem! Christ!

Bro, I didn't even notice he had a mole until this fuckin tweet

Bro, I thought I got banned from where for one of my shitposts kek Nothin was loadin for like 20 minutes

Thou, who approacheth Destined Death

I am currently wearing a black cloak with a hood and I feel fucking fabulous

I wanna eat some mummy brown. It's gotta taste funky

I was told rain is just angel's tears.... wtf is snow

ngl, forgot about this site. I'ma start shitposting on here again. This place is cooler than twitter

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case some mf tries to break in and pitch a mean spin ball at me

Squizard

Why the fuck can't my twitter feed be full of sky pictures. This place is fantastic. I get to stare into the heavens without having to touch grass