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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout

Wolves back!!!!!

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

The Boss is ready to skeet!

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

THE REVOLUTION IS ABOUT TO BE TELEVISED. YOU PICKED THE RIGHT MOMENT BUT THE WRONG GUY

Hey football fans! F$&k Donald Trump! Go football!

No Ant or Conley. Jingles and the kids starting out quarter 2. The bobble heads might be the best part of this game. Hope I’m wrong!

I sent a message and will be following up with my other elected officials as well.

👀👀👀🐺🐺🐺👀👀👀🐺🐺🐺

Glad we played a terrible game and NAW and Naz got hurt. At least we won? #wolves

Seeing the wolves in person for the first time in a looooooooooooong time. Like, Christian Laettner long tine. Off to a great start!

Whoopsy-doodle

Just watched the most recent Seth Meyers special on Max. Talks mostly about being a dad. Closing credits roll and they’re playing a Craig Finn/Hold Steady song. All of these things appealed to me. Bet you can’t guess my age.

We all realize that the most likely/Minnesota sports outcome for tonight is for the Vikings to lose by a lot, followed by a 1-done in the playoffs, yes? Missed field goal as time expires, yes? #Vikings #DeadInside

Ruh roh

Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence. College football is the greatest sport.

Hahaha that lady was tickling Flava Flav

Methinks that’s enough mayogaritas for her

If I was the coach of winning team in the Duke’s Bowl I’d moan a little when they dumped the mayo on me

Methinks Jaden might’ve been getting tired of us complaining about his 3 pt shooting.

Well shit, how about that?

Nice of ABC to slow-mo ANT’s shocker gesture as they cut to commercial. Family television!

Both the Gophers and FDU managed 1 pt per minute in the first half. Looks like first team to 50 wins!