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We don't go far but we have a laugh! https://linktr.ee/patocanton
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How about Nozferatu and he's just been to Boomtown

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Tough on scrumping, tough on the causes of scrumping

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Reading this advert in the worst posh UK uni accent

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Grayson Perry Groves

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Twin Peaks: Griddy Walk With Me

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Yoko Ono old as hell!!

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Local casksman's swift half RUINED by 'Perfect 10'

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Just seen a real-life 'kegging' take place on the strip

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I'm sorry but this is very funny

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Huge if true Ann

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Nightmare blunt rotation

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🎤🎵I heard that you like the big lads Honey, is that true?🎵🎤

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Might start saying "Simples!"at the end of sentences to really hammer home any points I'm trying to make

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she's doing a noise set

submitted 14 days ago • 93 comments

Need 2 cop

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Kendrick Lamar? More of a Mark Lamarr guy myself 😎

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As a Brit there are many options for how to Post about the superbowl, you can do the "superb owl" thing or the "sportsball" thing, you can do the "it's actually a great sport if you just learn how it works" thing, or "how can you watch sports in the current political climate"

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Doing 'the griddy' at the experimental music function

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Found an absolutely wild Facebook page of XL bully AI slop showing the widely feared dogs in various rescue situations

submitted 21 days ago • 11 comments

#DogLovers 😏

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Steak and chips for tea 😈

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Certainly seeing a 'whole lottta love' out there for this Back Sabbath announcement! 😉😎🤘🏻

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hi all – it's three years since our beautiful iggy passed on sunday which is absolutely unthinkable. we are fundraising to get a bench and have somewhere to peacefully remember them. please share and donate if you can 💚 gofund.me/0f9664e5

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

When the feast is movable 🤤👌🏻

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The AI images on Facebook are so fuckin funny

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Sigur Ros Kemp on Gangs

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Wonderful they drove all the way from Madrid with a fresh batch

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Mr D'Arcy: "that's very groovy baby shall we shag now or shag later"

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I see your ex has a whole year devoted to their antics. Good for them!!

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You'll never guess what this is a response to

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Not a contact mic or no-input mixer in sight - sad!

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'The Canton Monkey', that little freak really had us in a chokehold huh 😂🐒👌🏻

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Genuinely can't believe this grift is still going, absolutely outstanding

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Happy mental Welsh horse night to all who observe

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Keep your carharrt, real heads wear those beanies with rechargeable lights on the front.

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I hope one day people look at the word neurospicy the way they do hollibobs

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

Popped huge for Finchy from the Office showing up in Nosferatu

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What if we were both down to clown 🥹👉👈🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about fun and creative ways to fiddle this

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When the DJ drops 'Informer'

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Just seen some track length discourse, deary me

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