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The kids are on February break and my daughter (10) made blueberry muffins this morning. If that’s not an argument for homeschooling, I don’t know what is.

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I’m going to get a gorilla and put it in a gorilla suit. Then I’m going to pin a sign to it that says, “Nothing to see here, just a guy in a gorilla suit. Can I have a banana?” After that I’m going to drop him off downtown and go home and watch the news. #monkeybusiness

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Ok, an old man doing an acoustic cover of Personal Jesus in an advertisement for finding Jesus is the winner of this year’s Super Bowl. #superbowl

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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

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It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

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This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

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I spend 6 months soaking my teeth in black coffee so my hygienist will feel accomplished.

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Oh look! I found a picture of one of Satan’s anal warts.

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#thanksTrump

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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde was nearing the end of her sermon for the inaugural prayer service on Tuesday when she took a breath and looked directly at President Trump. “I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now,” said Bishop Budde. nyti.ms/4jtuyHA

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I scratched out the outline of a robin with the intention of painting it, but the motivation has abandoned me, so I present it as a coloring page. Grab your tablet or print it and show me what you do with it. #art #birds #bored

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Techruvian Man

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I solved the Monday 1/13/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 24:14!

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“Do I look like her dad?” And “Is something hanging out of my shorts?” are now the first things I think when I notice that the 20 year old girl at the gym and I keep making eye contact. I love my late 40s!! #middle-aged

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Text from a friend: Sung to the tune of The Beach Boys “Kokomo:” 🎶Measles, Rubella, oooh I gotta tell ya Diphtheria, malaria, come on let me scare ya Smallpox and Covid, yep I know you know that polio will get here fast and make you slow It’s RFK and Trump you know Bringing back polio! 🎶