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Writer/Photographer First feature film 'Chicken Town' in UK cinemas June 27th. Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
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Bold move from Bill's moving into alternative meats like this. Just ate a poodle kofte there & have to say it was better than I imagined it would be 👍

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Came across these stunningly accurate Beatles statues in Liverpool. It's like meeting them in person 🫠

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Apropos of nothing, 'Mariana Trench' would make a great drag name.

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Just forget appeasing these monsters. We must return to Europe and stop kidding ourselves we can have it all. We did that before and ended up with less than nothing. British politicians who support Trump betray Ukraine, betray us all. (Letter, Times)

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My four year old currently marching around the house clanging two taco holders together & singing "Nobody, nobody, loves me...la la la la la la la laaaaa" to the tune of the Wallace & Gromit theme music.

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I went into one of those weird vape n' phone shops in the West End because I needed a charging cable for my phone. They wanted £12. I told the guy behind the counter that I wasn't a tourist & said I'd give him £2 for it. He said "fine" & sold me the cable. #ArtOfTheDeal

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He's still alive & he's still spewing bullshit & lies

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Well, he's dead right, isn't he. 👇👇👇👇

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Truss killed The Queen. Vance killed The Pope. Video killed The Radio Star.

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You've heard of whales wearing dead salmon as hats....now get ready for horses wearing cats as toupees!

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You've heard of whales wearing dead salmon as hats....now get ready for horses wearing cats as toupees!

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How come boys are allowed to compete against girls in Quidditch? It's quite a violent sport and relies enormously on strength doesn't it?

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BTS on #ChickenTownFilm Laurence Rickard & Director Richard Bracewell on location at a garage seemingly frozen in time

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Amazing scenes in the carpark today.

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I was just admiring a pigeon cooing in the branches of a tree when it suddenly flew off & shat on my arm 👍

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Public pressure means nothing unfortunately. They only respond to the whims of the press.

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Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited. sherwood.news/power/shop-t...

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Trans rights are human rights ✊

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🎵 Tale as old as time....🎵

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"Land-grab" or illegal invasion of a sovereign country as it used to be known

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Scientist 1: I will devote my career to curing cancer. Scientist 2: I'm going to try to discover a completely clean & renewable source of energy Scientist 3: Well, it's solving the enduring mystery of the anus for me Scientists 1 & 2: ........... Scientist 3: Someone has to!

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Nice piece on Chicken Town...coming June 27th!

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Total c-unit

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America has willingly shredded their constitution & is now an authoritarian state.

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Take a look at Nigel Farage's register of interests, how much he is being paid is insane. members.parliament.uk/member/5091/...

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Wait....I thought they said it was "Go woke, go broke" ?!?

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I tend to buy tech that's a generation or two old because it's cheaper, I still remember anologue so am easily impressed & most of this stuff is still witchcraft to me.

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Very much looking forward to sticking my headphones on & getting into this later!

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BTS on #ChickenTownFilm Principal photography on Chicken Town begins deep in The Fens with Ethaniel Davy.

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