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I call my brow, permanently furrowed from years of scowling at tiny typography, Bitch Alley

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got 4 cats fed with no fights

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purple connections row truly insane this morning

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mullet restored, powers restored

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lol I’m currently trying to force this fuckass typeface into being something better for a client and it’s so hard

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Mt Husband knows me so well

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as a Gen X I love these because I can drink from the garden hose without leaving the comfort of my kitchen

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when I was obsessed with Skins in the 00s, would never have clocked Posh Kenneth as future Big Boss, but he is, and it’s great

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the New Cat Frenzy is beginning to even out and I am so tired of explaining the word “detente” to previous resident cats

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it’s been over 30F in Chicago for the last two days, I am HOT, and I DO NOT LIKE IT

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it’s haircut day, bitches, look out

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I just got a call for a custom brand font family from a company who’s font licensing fees just jumped from $75k to $225k annually and that price increase is just wild

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OH WELL

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I regret to inform the internet that our two new cats understand cabinet doors, and are a sibling Greenies heist team

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nonplussed to report that Wrist Rehab is many many boring sessions of, basically, “mash your hand on the wall until you can fold it flat again”

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If you see this post a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows.

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we’re watching Ghosts (UK) to see what Ghosts (US) is sourced from and… why US is so much stupider Mt Husband went on a deep dive to see what’s up; it appears the US version is written by some producers on New Girl who were only allowed to write 2 eps in its entire run, both in season 1 lol

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have you guys ever tried to feed 4 cats in the morning it’s wild

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does Hevy know it’s turning a little into a gay dating app

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good morning to Goldie who responds to high stress by trying to OFF HERSELF by refusing to eat and then lightly vomiting blood she’s fine everything’s fine but this morning’s visit to the emergency vet is not the vibe my god

I call my brow, permanently furrowed from years of scowling at tiny typography, Bitch Alley

got 4 cats fed with no fights

purple connections row truly insane this morning

mullet restored, powers restored

lol I’m currently trying to force this fuckass typeface into being something better for a client and it’s so hard

Mt Husband knows me so well

as a Gen X I love these because I can drink from the garden hose without leaving the comfort of my kitchen

when I was obsessed with Skins in the 00s, would never have clocked Posh Kenneth as future Big Boss, but he is, and it’s great

the New Cat Frenzy is beginning to even out and I am so tired of explaining the word “detente” to previous resident cats

it’s been over 30F in Chicago for the last two days, I am HOT, and I DO NOT LIKE IT

it’s haircut day, bitches, look out

I just got a call for a custom brand font family from a company who’s font licensing fees just jumped from $75k to $225k annually and that price increase is just wild

OH WELL

I regret to inform the internet that our two new cats understand cabinet doors, and are a sibling Greenies heist team

nonplussed to report that Wrist Rehab is many many boring sessions of, basically, “mash your hand on the wall until you can fold it flat again”

If you see this post a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows.

we’re watching Ghosts (UK) to see what Ghosts (US) is sourced from and… why US is so much stupider Mt Husband went on a deep dive to see what’s up; it appears the US version is written by some producers on New Girl who were only allowed to write 2 eps in its entire run, both in season 1 lol

have you guys ever tried to feed 4 cats in the morning it’s wild

does Hevy know it’s turning a little into a gay dating app

good morning to Goldie who responds to high stress by trying to OFF HERSELF by refusing to eat and then lightly vomiting blood she’s fine everything’s fine but this morning’s visit to the emergency vet is not the vibe my god

just started Ghosts UK and it is the far superior entertainment product

things are going ok

we picked names! meet Jasmine (left) and Jedediah (right)

this Francesco Scavullo photoshoot that dropped in 1983, when i was 13