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90s internet user: hell yeah i’m into net’n’yahoo

Me when I’m working a full week: look you can’t just bend the days of the week to your every whim. It’s not YOUR Friday. It belongs to all us and it occurs at a set time and that’s that Me when I’ve got the rest of the week off: it’s my Friday 🤭

Romantic entanglements remain baffling and exhausting, more news on this story as we get it folks

Really confusing that “Drive” is from The Cars’ fifth album. It’s so one-hit-wonder-coded. Imagine if Las Ketchup had a long and storied career prior to The Ketchup Song

this is genuinely insane. we’re going to need to jail people involved with this administration

Tempted to make this my next tattoo, y/n

Worried this shirt might make me look a bit gay 🫤

Paddington seemed lonely so I got him a little bear friend, I hope they get on well

How it feels to walk into the Big North Tattoo Show with my one tattoo of Paddington Bear

Beyond shameless. Just treating its own readers with absolute contempt.

Guys on here observe monochrome Monday/tummy Tuesday/fat cock Friday like they’re the 12 days of ruddy Hanukkah

making gunge vids to a schedule, call that a wam due project

What’s your sign?

10/10 catspotting experience would recommend

Just said "send my love to the wife" to a guy after hooking up

First park writing session of the year! They must’ve heard I was coming

Why am I continually gaining followers on here without posting anything

Me after a slutty night at bearscots

Got my Switch 2 preorder

@hutchx86.dev new header image

Has she booked an extra long lunch to watch the Nintendo Switch 2 presentation? Early indications point to yes

ngl.link/pjsrobertson Tell me you love me

Me not going to DILF but cruising the apps from my nearby house trying to entice people away

I’m at the sauna and a guy came into the porn room and did this

And all the girlies say I’m

Guy I was going to get a drink with cancelled and blocked me because he didn’t like my bar suggestion, anyway how is everyone

HBO trying to cast Harry, Ron and Hermione:

Damn they added Kelly Rowland too

Back on my Hobbycraft bullshit

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains