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Email preview: “Hello and thank you for submitting your script” Rest of email: “This is just to confirm that we have received your script and have begun the reading and selection process”

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Coming in clutch 😅 #Oscars  BANGERS 1. I’m Still Here 2. Dune Part Two 3. Conclave 4. The Substance 5. Wicked MIXED FEELINGS 6. The Brutalist 7. Anora DIDN’T HATE IT 8. Emilia Pérez BORING 9. Nickel Boys 10. A Complete Unknown

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happily playing a tidying-up game that I paid real money for while my living room lies in chaos around me

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It’s sunny and the beard is bearding

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Videogame na vida real

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

You do one Pingu joke once and autocorrect remembers it for the rest of time

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People keep following me on here every day and I don’t know why and I’m scared. I’m not even posting good stuff

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Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

submitted 6 days ago • 328 comments

Imagine falling in love with a guy then finding out he tags his thirst pics as #bodypositivity

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Spilled the entire contents of my sugar bowl under my desk at 11pm

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The most startlingly varied taste in men you’ll ever see. I really do contain multitudes

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

You think embroidery is lame? Well THIS piece has a feminist message and says the F word!!!

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Came to Bluesky to escape Twitter, but now I’m just on two Twitters

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

When you forget Lin-Manuel Miranda’s name

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I have something much more comfortable for Mikhail Maslov to sit on

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Remember that period in the mid 2010s when everyone forgot the word “beauty” existed

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

submitted 14 days ago • 167 comments

A swan can break your arm. but did you know it can also break your heart 💔

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Post your most daddy pic 👀

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You could not be more wrong about this Tinder

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I should pin the thirst pics if I wanna snag myself one of them bluesky husbands

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

But how do they know which one to use 🐞🐝

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

My Bluesky feed is nearly 100% bear smut so far. Which is nice

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Book 2 first draft is done. It took about half the time book 1 did so that’s nice. If these trends continue… eyyy. 70,000 words. It’s about trees and dead children 🌳 🌲 🌴 💀 👦🏻🧒🏼

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What should my first bluesky post be about

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment