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You know that scene in Event Horizon where they find the transmissions from the hell dimension? That’s what it’s like to wake up and check the news every morning.

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While listening to the “Classic Vinyl” station on the radio, daughter asked what vinyl was. I explained how a record player worked and holy cow, you’d have thought I was explaining magic.

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All the President’s Men American Movie Fitzcarraldo Suspiria

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I sometimes think my kids watch too much YouTube, but then my daughter told me very detailed instructions for what to do if she’s trapped in a sewer that she learned from a YT video, so I’m torn. “The More You Know” never helped my generation with sewer entrapment.

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Dad: “I’m watching Dr. Strangelove.” Me: sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen “You sure about that?” Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.” Me: “Okay.”

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Just doing some Duolingo…

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Daughter wanted to make a home spa coupon for my wife. Later, I asked her if she got, or used, the coupon. She said it was only for 50% off.

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“Your Holiness, how did you decide on the name Leo?” “Well, I was watching Lethal Weapon 2 again (my favorite LW BTW) and I just love Joe Pesci’s Leo Getz. They really do fuck you at the drive-thru.”

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Are we past the era of cars being a symbol of cool, sexy and free in pop songs?

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Skibidi rizzler. What the sigma?

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The New Pope is here! The New Pope is here!

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You know who doesn’t have to deal with this shit? Dracula.

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My daughter borrowed a book from the library and promptly lost it. I just got a “Due soon” email from the library. Feels like the noose is tightening.

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“And will your administration be looking into ways to improve security at Shawshank?”

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Somebody get Mel and Sly and Jon on the case to sort out this movie tariff BS.

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The next time I get frustrated about having to be on my kids’ case about bathing, brushing their teeth, etc. I’ll take comfort in knowing that I’ve got a great ice breaker for George Washington if I meet him in the afterlife.

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I’ve had two things in my head today. -Appreciation for all the apparent good Pope Francis tried to enact in his life. -Kenny Loggins singing an ‘80s song called “Conclave!”

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David Cronenberg gets an idea while shopping.

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Stephen King

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It’s just two little letters that turns chicken broth into chicken brothel.

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Watching a video about eating bugs. The best part is how much the chef oversells the flavor of each bug. Buddy, if a tarantula tasted just like soft shell crab, I’m gonna guess we’d have been eating tarantulas a long time ago. It’s not like crabs are any prettier than tarantulas.

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Staring at the health stats on my wife’s Apple Watch and wondering if I’m leveled up enough to defeat her.

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My car situation should be okay so long as Doug Toyota doesn’t reveal himself to be a crazy nazi.

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This surveillance robot was walking around the capitol today to normalize something that should not ever be normal. Your government should not be a faceless omni-present surveillance force. #democracy #politics #surveillancecapitalism

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In the center of my town there’s a big square where all the protests happen. Today, there was a single guy with a sign that read “Relax, I’ll handle this myself.”

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Giallo Pudding Pops Anything there?

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This guy is rich enough to be Santa Claus every day of the year. And instead he’s doing this.

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100 favourite short horror stories, in no particular order, with a description and where to find them / where i read them. Thanks to @oldnick42.bsky.social for the idea. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

submitted 129 days ago • 34 comments