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Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

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I’m 6 years sober today. Not that anyone cares. But that’s cool.

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The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

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i would do anything for love except date or be emotionally vulnerable

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All sex is choke sex when you’re being strangled by the invisible hand of capitalism

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When someone says "You do You" I always think they are just telling you to go fuck yourself, politely.

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Dating in your thirties is fun --because you get to tell strangers intimate parts of your past --to help them decide that you're staying single.

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You can trust me, I'm not even paying attention.

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Just fuckin have queen Beyonce do every single halftime show foreverrrrrr! What a performance🔥🔥🔥👏🏼👏🏼 #beyonce

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together

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Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way, do a home exchange where I end up in a rinky dinky cottage in the UK with no souls around except for one very very fine woman who obviously is the sister of the home owner and falls in love with me bc I’m so irresistible.

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It's almost 2023 and we still don't have that get you ready in the morning tunnel thingy The Jetson's had. It's like no one's even trying. *there were some downsides to the tunnel. No snooze function, same hairstyle every day, same clothes. The tunnel was far too rigid for my liking.

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My Teenager asked me, "How come you're not one of those outdoorsy or fix it type dad's?" & now he needs a new place to live.

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“𝑖 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦” thanks i have more

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It might be!

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever stayed in a toxic workplace because you couldn’t afford to be uninsured? 🙋🏻‍♂️

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Sending proir authorization, denied claims, collections & prayers to United Health Care’s CEOs family

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I wish single people got a yearly wrap up on their dating life like they do on Spotify: • You banged nine 4’s and one soft 7 • You frequented PornHub at noon daily • You’ve spent $148 on Plan B • Time invested in toxic relationships: 87 days, 14 hrs, 6 mins, 20 seconds

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Genie: you get 3 wishes Me: wishes for more wishes Genie: you can't do that Me: can I wish for more Genies? Genie: checks rulebook son of a..

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My favorite part about Black Friday is where I go to Costco and find an amazing parking spot & sit there with my reverse lights on

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ME: [handing over my Christmas list] Here you go. DAD: Son, grow up, you’re 40 years old ME: [already walking away] 🙄 DAD: This is just a list of cereals.

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Fingers crossed, but I think this is a big year for my Purell gravy recipe.

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Screw your zodiac sign, I want to know who you think killed JonBenet Ramsey?!

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Be sure to bring up politics at thanksgiving dinner with your family this week. It’s going to save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips!

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“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato

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I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes.

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Kids in Samoa died because RFK jr had tested out his vaccine theories there. Vaccines are incredibly important to herd immunity and not just protecting yourself and your family, but it's important to the entire community. This isn't a personal choice issue, it's a Public Health issue.

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This place is way cooler than twitter. I don’t have porn and only fans influencers popping up every 10 seconds.

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Seriously 😒

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Being single is great and all, but I’m ready for someone to go through my phone while I’m sleeping at night.

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Nothing makes me feel more divorced & single than listing my mom as my emergency contact🙄.

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💫💫💫

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Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

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This interview proves it was staged. The best thing about this night was mikes comment, “I’ve got a biting fixation”

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