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I’m ready… depression

taking a break from my social media break to dance on tiktok’s grave

I DIDNT TAKE ANY FUCKING PHOTOS WTF

Slept through cigar brunch

how do people have the energy to be sluts all night after spending all day at these events

$10 for a beer is a fucking crime tf

the water at my hotel being off until 5am, what the hell am I supposed to do

looking at these Uber prices and I definitely should’ve just stayed at the Hilton all 4 nights ah well

What the hell this gay beside me on the train is taking a conference call on speakerphone?

train boots and mug, there better not be a security checkpoint in Washington because those are 16 inch lineman’s..

Amtrak playing Chapell Roan

Really fighting the urge to try on absolutely everything I’m even thinking about bringing with me

uber to the train station is scheduled, it’s real now

My ADD is never more pronounced than when I try to pack

1/2

asked for a flat top and ended up with a recon ah well

One of the best parts of joining BlueSky? Connecting with incredible artists! 🌟 So glad to see @imrandymeeks.bsky.social🔥 I had a blast animating this Captain America piece — face, chest, hands, and… other parts ... 🍋🍋 Huge thanks to @imrandymeeks.bsky.social for the amazing art and permission! 🙏🏻

went to bed before 2 last night and I feel so good 😊

a boy is happy in his first leathers #monochrome Monday

Ready for it

definitely not jealous that everyone else gets a snow day while I just get disgusting cold rain

forcing myself to go to bed now bc this was solely because of my sleep pattern

wow recon is kinda useless without a paid membership huh

okay so the whole “new year new me” bit is kinda off to a shitty start this weekend

need someone to buzz all my hair off and give me a horseshoe flat top with a landing strip at MAL (I need this to happen so if you know anyone dm me lol)

Sunday smoke 💨💨

I like my chest hair idk

new deadlift PR today 8 reps at 215lbs slowwwly getting there

will never get over how Mirror’s Edge Catalyst took the original game’s really poignant critique of the post-9/11 safetyist surveillance state and cronyism and turned it into generic cyberpunk dystopia slop

Happy Friday #fcf

On the road with Dad

woah

Need a cocksucker!!

need a haircut desperately I feel like my gay powers are at an all time low on NYE it’s so bad 😭