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urllib3 gets almost a BILLION downloads PER MONTH (a project I authored in 2008 and co-maintain) I often think about our inefficient/wasteful global digital infrastructure: this is probably a few million monthly primary consumers, plus all the ci instances spamming downloads/installs repeatedly.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

@duckworth.senate.gov finally a representative with a spine

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

May Day is a day where we celebrate workers. On this day, we mobilize with unions and grassroots organizations accords the country: We stand with Immigrants, we stand with workers. We stand united. #50501movement #mayday #maydaystrong

submitted 12 days ago • 63 comments

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submitted 42 days ago • 223 comments

NEW: During a 3-hour preliminary injunction hearing in a suit alleging that Elon Musk wields unprecedented power in violation of the Appointments Clause, a federal judge grew frustrated with government counsel's inability to answer questions about DOGE’s chain of command and Musk's role.

submitted 63 days ago • 119 comments

USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

submitted 73 days ago • 791 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 76 days ago • 376 comments

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE OH MY GOD

submitted 80 days ago • 52 comments

we're changing gulf of mexico to gulf of america we're changing atlantic ocean to american ocean we're changing pacific ocean to american ocean electric boogaloo we're changing greenland to redwhiteandblueland we're changing the moon to the amoonica we're doing a lot of cocaine and we're getting tir

submitted 115 days ago • 10 comments

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

submitted 81 days ago • 337 comments

There was a much larger group that countered the *four* fucking racist losers at Arizona State University today at their “call ICE on your classmates” event. Only one, Isaiah Alvarado, is a confirmed student at ASU, the others include white supremacists Ryan Sanchez, Colton Buss and Kevin Decuyper.

submitted 91 days ago • 30 comments

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator for public works. I was in charge of dumping gallons of estrogen into the local water supply every day to demasculinize the population

submitted 97 days ago • 52 comments

people criticizing elon for saying “i am a nazi. i belong to the nazi party” are failing to consider that he is *neurodivergent*

submitted 102 days ago • 38 comments

If it looks like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), swims like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), and quacks like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), then it probably is a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck).

submitted 102 days ago • 274 comments

[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good

submitted 150 days ago • 8 comments

i heard you can setup your .bsky.social part of your name to any domain you own how do i set up my name to be patryc.thecum.org

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

thank god one of the funny people is on bluesky

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments