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A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Written by Ryan Sandoval Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen https://www.patterspod.com/liste
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Still no takers for my guaranteed money maker biz idea: "Hawk Dogs" - drive-in style 1950s style frankfurters delivered right to your parked car by majestic, screeching hawks in little white paper hats. Hawk Dogs: It's Time for More When You See Em Soar!

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TFW your skeleton's holographic soul floats out of you, in a horizontal and forward glow

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I'm of hell

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might treat myself to an On Cinema Oscar Special ticket + drunk to make the world be tolerable briefly

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Daryl Dixon stole his whole "thing" from me... And it's not even close

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Readjusted my Top 4

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No one believes me I developed a wondrous, strong bond with a magic horse as a youngster and that the horse increasingly encouraged me to shoplift even though neither of us needed the items it was just for the thrill but I drew the line at arson

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What are talking about of course Shemp is my favorite

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Found where the men are kept

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Honestly aghast at the speed at which Sonic can run - I mean that little blue rat can really book it and it's not even close 🐀😎💨

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I hate tech bro culture because it's born nerds lusting after the chance to become bullies - they come out the other side with dog eat dog tunnel vision

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Happy Birthday Robert Altman this is how I also direct Finding Pattersby

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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

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Oh JG Ballard, you so crazy

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One reason I still follow San Bernardino news is because sometimes it's the Onion

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Been a while since we gotta review just saying is all just gonna plop this here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

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Very concerned if this season follows the same plot progression as game #2

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Wrote fan fic chapter of Fellowship of the Rings where I tearfully hand over the hobbits care to Aragorn, all like "just promise me you'll be good to them Strider"

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THERE ARE ONLY 10 DAYS LEFT! The Heartglass Kickstarter still has 75% of its funding goal outstanding! I have confidence we'll get there, but we'll need your help to do so! Please share this, and consider donating if you have the ability to help me tell this story the best I can. mij.is/ssv

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Now you just try and stop these neighborhood moms from popping on their Carhartt overalls

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To this end you can listen directly on our website if people still visit indie web places www.patterspod.com/listen

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That Beastie Boys documentary good for the creative soul - so much life and struggle and will goes into making something why do we keep letting these apparatuses put their stamp on the finished product so their brand can gain from the auras that made it

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Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses theonion.com/anti-ag...

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"I wouldnt take that thing up there"

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I now recognize I do not possess the authority nor expertise to issue my own small aircraft advisories and will cease doing so immediately

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Gentlemen I present to you...the Mega-App "One app to rule them all"

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Towers over high budget action through the simple act of non-permitted dirtbike chases and minimal stunt doubles

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Ham pie slice

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Batman, but he has spaghetti on his torso, chest and orange sauce on his mouth hole

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Ok how am I JUST now learning there's a deleted scene in E.T. where the thing gets stuck in a construction pipe and they have to jam him out with a broom handle and supposedly drew barrymore is amazing in it? How??

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Portland and Seattle, I got a joke for you. A guy walks into a brewery and the next day, he walks into a gas station. That guy is me! DS is coming to the PNW, Apr 11th at Steeplejack in Portland and April 12th at the Historic Shell Station in Issaquah. Tix here: desertskiespodcast.com/liveshows/

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Ole Munch just gets it Mud, blood, sigils Yeah it's Ole Munch's world - we're just creepy-crawlin thru it

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I'm actually excited to be speaking to a college class about creating audio fiction tomorrow morning. I even made a Keynote presentation (which I don't think I've actually ever done). I want to see more people make awesome audio fiction -- Preferably horror!

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Reading this Gangs of New York book and mobs are constantly having riots with proper nouns and burning down the opera house

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"...aaallllll I need is the aiirrr that I brreeeathe..."

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At the annual Bosses Summit the bosses were fed up

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Wow what a healthy and totally impartial representation of the remote workforce

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This was a cackler

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I don't care what people say, I really like the new Frasier.

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Top 5% worldwide ain't too shabby Thanks for the tip @hangingsloth.bsky.social

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*sound of disgust*

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"Generative AI is not an exciting new tool for artists, nor is it 'democratizing'. Generative AI is just the latest way for rich people to steal our work and sell it back under the guise of convenience." Ben Passmore on IA at TCJ: www.tcj.com/i-would-pote...

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Oh my thousand yard stare for seemingly no special reason? Thats just me falling into a depression jet stream it happens

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Microsoft's own research confirms something that was already pretty obvious: relying on a text generating machine to come up with answers erodes critical thinking, and is a method favoured by those who never liked doing critical thinking in the first place advait.org/files/lee_20...

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Decided to show my class "Operation Dumbo Drop" The twist? I'm not a teacher 😎

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Robocop-ass world

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Another ban from the GTA VI subreddit for asking whether you can steal cars in Grand Theft Auto VI

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The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity

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Ultimately we're a haven for the writerly and bookish in a time where incurious devils blight the land Come ye shadowbound outcasts, huddle 'round our fire patterspod.com/subscribe

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