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Yes! Yes!!

the soparnos

“Good,” said Frog.

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Substance aside when did this guy start talking like Brienne of Snarth

Extremely clear DOGE personnel are at now risk for dual loyalties and conflicts of interest and should be terminated immediately. Analysis and investigation may be necessary to ensure govt assets, including data, are not in terminated employees’ custody and were not offloaded at any time

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

God damn truly none of these guys have anything better to do than be on their fuckin phones

funny how this, precisely this, happens to 100% of people who do business with either of those assholes

Every time I see this greaseball perform his little song and dance in public I’m so grateful for the voters responsible

Elon Musk should do something drastic to show how upset he is at Donald Trump!

To resolve this Harvard can simply appoint a watchdog to guarantee that conservative professors are hired and invited to lunch with colleagues, and that conservative students are admitted and invited to parties and group chats, and that all professors say those students’ ideas are good,

If I hadn’t gotten tubes in my ears as a kid I’d probably have a fucking ear infection right now (and be deaf from the fluid buildup from all the others). No bottom with these scumbags

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

In the battle against Ludwig in Super Mario World, if the R button is used to scroll the camera so that Ludwig is barely on screen, he will be able to be hit with fireballs without retaliating. He will just stand there smiling while Mario shoots him, and die after 12 hits.

“As a member of the inner circle who didn’t say anything critical until this very moment, I’m pleased to announce my upcoming my book The Biden White House Was Bad Actually. Look for it on a shelf behind me during my cable news hits and essentially nowhere else.”

this happened on wheel of fortune tonight

They're literally doing the meme

oh shit they smoking that old toby

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take ME (SWEATY, SHIVERING): They should… ugh… lemme have the antidote SUBWAYTAKES GUY: 100% disagree

Probably the thing I keep thinking about the most from FRIENDSHIP is Craig’s awed facial expressions when the guys start singing “My Boo” a cappella

Activating my botnet. Time to get rich

Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next

I was at my reunion this weekend (pictured) and can’t wait to listen to this

If i had been in that jaunt tube it wouldnt have gone down like that..I wouldnt have done any of that nonsense

This is so funny

The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

apologies to bill (they had to move) (march 22 1992)

Just checking some stuff out!

Sometimes you just have to accidentally have ~7 light beers