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31. Taurus. Cool Mom. Who Dat⚜️ Casual Simmer 👩🏾‍💻 Hoochie Fairy 🧚🏾‍♀️Anakin really just needed a hug. I like dragons n stuff. Eren Jaeger had points. Vegeta is a professional hater.
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Naaaaah. If you find them boring it’s cause they don’t feel safe enough around you to show their truest selves. I can’t relate!

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

The southerner in me loves a cartoonishly big cowboy hat

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

THIS A REMINDER….THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER! #BEYHIVE

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

"we saw y'all's lil tweets." - netflix

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

I cannot wait till HTHaze reacts to this one cause WHEW

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Lamar & Derrick just made me so proud. That cake been sitting around all damn day…

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

We really went from this to this 😭 I don't know the mama, don't know the daughter. But I have a soft spot for mother-daughter connections and love to see Black girls (the big and small ones) shining ❤️

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

I just can’t get over this y’all.

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

Cramps got me down bad

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Beyoncé out here trolling about the buffering, not she already knows 🥴😂

submitted 66 days ago • 24 comments

The bounce version of Anita Baker's "No On In The World" is such a feel good song. It really is the best song ever made.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Finna take thee longest and hottest shower wit my music ALL the way up

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

“you’ll be visited by three spirits.” the three spirits:

submitted 66 days ago • 8 comments

Y'all was up here posting sausages??? 🫣😭

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Duke Dennis is a special type of fine.. and he seems like a sweetheart wit his head on straight . Makes me tingly

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I'm tired of folks thinking Taurus are lazy. We're not, we're just very efficient with our time and know when to rest ✨️

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Just took a random scroll on Facebook and saw one of my high school classmates and her husband on kid number 6 ..??? Voice in my head screamed "get OFF her!" 😭😭 Beautiful family tho lol

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Acts of Service and gifts are absolutely my (current) top 2 love languages.. I cooked, brought Twin his lunch and gave him his Christmas gift. He was finna cry 😭🥹 can't shit wreck this happy ass mood I'm in 😁🥰

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Just wait until I look how I’m really supposed to look.

submitted 67 days ago • 8 comments

Did a CookingWitPatty video for Twin while I cooked his lunch lol.. watched it back and I'm fine as hell. Sheesh😮‍💨🤌🏾😭

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Finna write out my Christmas cards then I'm doing absolutely nothing else the rest of the day 🧘🏾‍♀️

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Best Buy better count they mf days.. you wait till the day before Christmas eve to tell me some shit I ordered a week ago is unavailable🫠🫠🫠

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Today was so hectic but I got all my Santa activities done.. forgot wrapping paper but.. tomorrow 😭😂

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If I can lift my arms and hit you.. you too mf close

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I keep receipts for all my purchases lmao

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Acting up a few days before Christmas is hilarious

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Like... Lmao ik what y'all are

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao that's crazy.. but eye opening fasho

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I really don't do well tryna talk in groups ... I get cut off one time and I'm mute forever

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re depressed right now or in functional freeze I hope you’re being kind to yourself. You’re going to get it together I promise.

submitted 69 days ago • 35 comments

They told their employees this morning, 5 days before Christmas that today was their last day & that they won’t be getting paid a severance. Sending people into the New Year with no job, no money or insurance is so extremely evil.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Big Lots AND Party City?!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I'm an idiot sandwich? Might be. I ain't smoke yet this morning 🤷🏾‍♀️😭

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Oh nothing... Just thought I was buying a cute $10 gift card for my daughter's teacher.. When in reality I just bought a 4 pack of $10 gift cards 🫠🙃 LMFAO bruh

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Same lmao

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Fellas buy that woman after bracelet and an anklet. Package it together with some books or something she's been really wanting. Trust me. #BlackSky

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Killua Daddy kinda fine lol

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

If this doesn’t bring you joy, we don’t know what to say #RIPHeavyD

submitted 72 days ago • 7 comments

I’m more abstractly expressive when I’m very high. I really only overshare when I’m sober 💀

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

FB/IG is going to go crazy with this meme in a filter + some comment about how people aren’t trustworthy

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

Scream!

submitted 72 days ago • 19 comments

New look at #JurassicWorldRebirth 🦖 Starring Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey and Mahershala Ali In theaters July 2, 2025 📷 via EW

submitted 72 days ago • 25 comments

They really took my chat away lmao

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

This "Songs I'd Play If..." Trend on the clock app is gonna be the end of me 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 y'all be funny 😂😂

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The set 💚🎄

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I love this Grinch nail set I just did 🥰🥰

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Yea, let’s just get Luke James to re-record Trey Songz entire discography. All in agreeance?

submitted 73 days ago • 40 comments

"get TF up out my HOUSE!" - Beyoncé

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments